An awesome super large SUV made by Ford from 2000-2005. The SUV for the hard-core soccer-mom. Was designed like a Super Duty truck and was intended for rural or commercial use. But it got popular with suzy-homemakers instead. It's cons outweighed it's pros (poor fuel mileage, not being able to fit in suburban garages, etc) so Ford quit making them. Driving this SUV screams a big "fuck you" to all the liberal Prius drivers out there.
Son: Hey Mom, I think you hit that Prius on the way home from Soccer practice!!
Mom: That was just a speed bump, honey...
Son: Then why is there a Door stuck in the grill!!
Mom: Oh crap...not again!! We have to get rid of that Ford Excursion.
Mom: That was just a speed bump, honey...
Son: Then why is there a Door stuck in the grill!!
Mom: Oh crap...not again!! We have to get rid of that Ford Excursion.
by Metalhead83 August 26, 2011
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Get the Ford P.O.S. mug.Tom Ford is widely known as a successful American fashion designer. Also, the term was adopted by urban societies in the last 1990s referring to successful drug dealers that would sniff cocaine off of tables.
This reference has recently regained notoriety in hip-hop artist Jay-Z's song "Tom Ford".
This reference has recently regained notoriety in hip-hop artist Jay-Z's song "Tom Ford".
"I don't pop molly, I rock Tom Ford"
Meaning, Jay-Z is stating his level of dominance over other artists by the fact that while they are doing weaker drugs like MDMA, Jay-Z sniffs cocaine off tables.
Meaning, Jay-Z is stating his level of dominance over other artists by the fact that while they are doing weaker drugs like MDMA, Jay-Z sniffs cocaine off tables.
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Sam wanted to visit Florida for the hot girls but all he saw was saggy old ladies in one piece bathing suits.
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