school food

A type of comestible served at places of education worse than many other edible objects available (including and not limited to: paper, grass, shit, etc.) usually served during lunch or breakfast. It is usually dry and advertised as healthy though causing physical and mental suffering. Those serving it will usually not be allowed to make the food better to conform to strict guidelines set by the school system.

"Michelle Obama tried to improve school food but made it worse because most schools love cost cutting."
"The school food is extra fucking awful today, isn't it?"

by sithsiri October 16, 2017

Food Shallow

When someone only eats from a small selection of food the person likes.

Person 1: Do you like bacon?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Do you like tomatoes?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Do you eat anything? You're so food shallow

by paper233 July 28, 2014

Food poof

A vegetarian, a vegan, a herbivore, someone who does not eat meat.

"Do you have any special dietary requirements?"
"Yes. I'm a food poof."

by ginger joe January 4, 2008

guga foods

GUgA GUGA FOOd guga food, guga food,

guga the king of all man the creator of steak

guga food is a way of life and a man who donates blood for treatment

oh so you are volunteering to try out the experimental "Guga foods" serum treatment?

by A1 Saydia October 22, 2020

Special Food

Any food that has weed baked into it. Usually found in the form of brownies, cookies, cupcakes, muffins, or some other sweet pastry, but also found in crescent rolls, assorted breads, and various others.

Trinity: Hey do you know where I can pick up some Special Food?
Jennifer: Yeah, I think Jeramie has some Special Brownies in his bookbag.
Trinity: Cool, but I was kinda looking for Special Cookies...

by SpecialFoodEater March 24, 2010

hello, food?

What you are supposed to say when in the McDonald's drive through.

Shaq: "Hello, food?"
Employee: "Food broke."
Shaq: "Understandable, have a great day."

by 69xXx_Memez_xXx69 May 14, 2018

food ocd

A person or an animal that does not like to get food on top of other foods. They like to separate their food into different piles. They also do not like messy food on their hands or clothes. They think it is the end of the world if this happens.

Billy has food OCD when he eats Sloppy Joes.

by Food OCD November 10, 2017