Filing Papers

to masterbate

“yo bro i told my gf i was filing papers to her ass”

by nailuee April 30, 2023

Felonitis

What someone may "catch" upon hearing they're on the receiving end of a felony charge. Symptoms may include extreme emotional distress, psychogenic pain, and rowdiness.

James: "You wouldn't believe how he reacted upon hearing the charges; he started yelling, crying, and even complaining that his entire body started to hurt!"
Dan: "Sounds like a bad case of felonitis."

by Smelvin Assman June 6, 2023

Filophobia

Fear of letting two friends become close and leave you behind.

filophobia is when you introduce your best friend to a new friend, and they both forget about you

by nnx July 19, 2023

Falonjalboop

Group of lawn chairs

"Hey, just went to Ikea. They didn't have any falonjalboop!"

by Daveltin September 14, 2023

Felon Day

National Felon day is Sept. 30th

Can't wait to celebrate national felon day with the homies 🙏🏼

by H34D G4N6 September 30, 2023

falonte

A man who sings songs about how fat bitches get no love

FATTT BITCHES GET NO LOVE- sang falonte

by smmsmsmsm October 9, 2023

Felonious Gru

A Tall Man from Despectable Me

Felonious Gru means He is dead

by ISTHISAMOGUSAMOGUS February 2, 2024