fetus

any and all underclassmen, in particular an underclassmen that is notably naive or ignorant

Matt was still a fetus and was unaware of where his classes were.

by Krak.en December 27, 2015

cactus fetus

1. An insult referring to a stubborn person who will not be moved in their opinion.

2. Seed of a cactus.

1. Dylan is such a cactus fetus.

2. Kennedy and McKenzie decided to but some cactus fetus.

by Kittune, Lord of Chickens April 14, 2016

chritus yeetus alabama fetus

a phrase that could be use in different ways, to annoy, if you're excited, or if you heard something unbelievable

Example 1
A: chritus yeetus alabama fetus chritus yeetus alabama fetus
B: geez! shut the fuck up will you?

Example 2
A: Boo!
B: chritus yeetus!

by i'm juses November 28, 2018

Please the fetus

The act of showing respect to a pregnant woman

I have to please the fetus with my wife for 9 months.

by Kamran Becker October 23, 2018

Fetus

Used to describe someone that's acting immature, dumb, clueless, dependent etc.

Man, you know damn well what's going on. Don't act like a fetus.

Why are you acting brand new? Or why are you acting like a fetus.

You think i was born yesterday? Or you think I'm a fetus?

Someone does something dumb** "You're such a fetus, grow up".

by Thirdeyefly October 30, 2018

Fetus Cemetery

The pussy of a woman who's had more abortions than the amount of times Kim Jong Un has threatened to nuke the U.S.

Guy #1: Bro that thot I met on Tinder has a fetus cemetery between her legs.
Guy #2: Bruh deadass!? That's nasty af
Guy #1: Yea I was in the middle of beating them cheeks when my meat got possessed by a fetus phantom

by Daddy's Patties June 16, 2018

Fetus

When a band or a band member is fetus, it means in its/their young years.

Fan 1: This is a picture of my favourite boyband when they first started.
Fan 2: Oh yeah, so fetus BSB!

by Mrs. Barlliams July 13, 2018