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The word Felix is the Swedish equivalent to Chad. A Felix is good-looking, has swag, and has no problem picking up birds. A Felix is the sexiest guy who has ever walked this planet, truly the pinnacle of mankind. But behind the curtains, he plays Dungeons and Dragons, watches My Little Pony, and pees on snails.

A Felix's drink of choice is typically gluten-free wine with two ice cubes and a straw. As glorious as Felix's tend to be , they always has a Nicki Minaj tattoo on their left butt cheek.
''And the winner of Mister Olympia 2023 is a Felix''
by isacmybrozki July 13, 2023
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Felix jacks off to nair hair removal tutorial videos. He can also do the rump shaker, the thug shaker huh. Gimme the thug shaker, pull your shirt up and shake that shit (∪.∪ )...zzz
by Chubby_Seal July 18, 2023
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He is a silly Little nigga. Often his words Fire back at him, in form of a juicy Ass whooping.
That little nigga Felix is so silly, I Hope he doesnt say anything stupid.
by Niggatron the 2. August 28, 2023
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A retail customer with a completely unorganized bag (or bags) full of an absurd amount of return items.

Named in honor of the iconic Felix The Cat and his magic bag of tricks, because how much stuff dud he REALLY gave in that bag?!
"I told My boss that I had to stay late because of a last minute Felix with 27 (3rd party online retail giant name redacted) returns!"
by Sean Twisted September 22, 2023
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Felix is the most beautiful boy name I’ve ever heard. People named Felix are kind and friendly. Felix‘s deserves the world. Everyone needs a Felix in their live, such beautiful people.

I know a felix, he was my crush for two years. I never stopped loving him, but he never loved me. But i’m wishing him the best, your michelle.
Person 1: Hello, what’s your name?
Person 2: Felix! How about you?
Person 1: Michelle! Felix is a wonderful name. Whats your favourite musician?
Person 2: Juice Wrld!

Person 1: Me too! What’s your hobby?
Person 2: I love playing kingdom hearts!! I like the character „Sora“.
by ShawtyInLuv November 22, 2021
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omg ur walking like felix !!!
by meowmeowems fr November 22, 2021
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A guy with a small dick, no self-love, not much confidence, a weird laugh, an obsession with old man and selling nudes to random people.

He loves Axolotl and dicks.
Boy: wow, who has the smallest pp?
Everyone: FELIX
by Starwarslover234 November 22, 2021
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