Felix

A fat guy, without the balls to work on or leave his marriage, so he adopts dogs and takes on a lover.

Felix had it too good. He didn’t need his wife, he had his dogs and mistress.

by Bad Kat February 26, 2018

FedEx Guy

Someone who fucks people's moms. Repayment to the son usually consists of picking a package from the back of the truck. One might assume this is because his mom is always handling the FedEx Guy's package...

There's the FedEx Guy! He's going to fuck Drew's mom.

by Arcisez May 26, 2007

Felix

Someone who tries to convince someone isn't Jewish.

Felix: so wyd for Christmas

Emma: I'm Jewish

Felix: no you're not

Emma: um.. But I am

Felix: are you really?

by Felix Jewish convince September 1, 2016

Felix

Pretentious twat that tries to bait others and tries too hard to be funny. Ultimately i love him though, mostly due to his accent and the fact that his name makes me think of that black and white cat in the adverts.

Guy1:
"Man, that felix guy is such a prick"
Guy 2:
"Yeah, but he is a funny prick"
Guy 1:
"True. Hey wanna go get fucked"
guy 2:
"yeah sure, Give felix a call he loves a piss up"

by PPalmer December 17, 2008

Felixed

When one lets ones feline lick ones scrotum

John the cat: dude my owner made me lick his balls the other day.
Tibbles the cat: Purrrrrr dude you totally felixed him

by CATBELLS August 14, 2008

fedex baby

Definition of a FedEx Baby is a baby who is left on the doorstep by a unexpected Guardian. Or legal parent

Cruz! There's a Baby on our doorstep. That's a FedEx Baby!

by CruzanGabrielle August 1, 2014

feleps

A psychopath project, which kills dogs in the games, and asks nudes of foreign boyfriends.

"No, Feleps, I won't give you my boyfriend's nude."

by princess witch May 28, 2016