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Billie Eilish's Farts

The smelliest, gentlest, cutest most perfect farts that have ever graced the nasal cavities of a member of the human race. Let alone the most powerful farts ever created since the resurrection of Jesus Christ.

It has been said they hold mystical qualities / properties. Including but not limited to, being able to cure cancer, blindness, and terminal disease.
I was just at a Billie Eilish concert the other day. I scored backstage passes, and when walking by her dressing room, I caught a whiff of rotten sulfur egg, and sour cream beans and cheese, and I knew I'd just inhaled Billie Eilish's Farts.
by Human Stoge April 20, 2023
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Artsy-Fartsy

An adjective describing subjects considered to be in the fine arts.

An adjective describing a person who participates in the arts.
Technical colleges are best because you don't have to take the unrealated artsy-fartsy classes.

Most of the kids in the drama class are too artsy-farty for my taste.
by DJP August 23, 2003
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FARTSKULL

"Look mate, it's your round at the bar, get up there and get the beers in!! Stop being such a fucking Fartskull"
by Corky Cork July 12, 2006
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fartsy

fake-artsy
those girls who take 1000 "deep" photos of themselves (that are all on facebook, listen to Iron & Wine and wear clothes from Urban Outfitters.
they consider themselves "artsy" when in fact using a film camera you bought at urban outfitters does NOT make you artsy nor even an artist.
they will know nothing about art, yet consider their photos of themselves looking sad a piece of art.
you will find them in their natural habitat of cities such as Brooklyn and San Francisco.
"omg have you seen lila's new profile picture! its so pretty and artsy!"
"um, its a picture of her looking down next to a tree with a fish eye lens... thats not artsy, its fartsy."
by amaezing November 10, 2011
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weiner farts

Like a Queef, but for men.
Watch out bro, I think that dude has been storing up a powerful weiner farts. We better get out of here before he blows.
by my boy slepnir August 5, 2017
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Sleep farts

When a person holds their farts in all day and their butthole stays tight until it comes time for slumber. Once fast asleep the sphyincter loosens and gas is emitted at high rate of speed for a prolonged period of time
Hey babe when you had a sleep farts last night, your ass hair blew in the wind like a vidal sassoon commercial.
by Poppy2cocky July 17, 2018
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fat facts

when you agree on something imensly and want to add affect
person 1. Super bowl 50 is the best one of all time
person 2. fat factsss
by riiiiimango May 19, 2018
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