Costa Rican Hotdog Farmer 

When someone in a third world country pleasures multiple homeless people under a bridge using a penis pump.

Some stupid hoopajoop decided he wanted to be a Costa Rican Hotdog Farmer and has a line of homeless people obstructing traffic for a mile to have his penis pump used on them.

Costa Rican Hotdog Farmer by DonkeyPuncher911 April 28, 2023

hair farmer 

Any male with excessively long hair.

Lorenzo Lamas, Fabio, and all the members of "Lynrd Skynrd" are hair farmers.

hair farmer by Chris Rosenbaum February 4, 2004

watermelon farmer 

a person that only has sex with women over 300lbs

Good God, did you see the size of that girl Pat was with last night...boy is he a watermelon farmer!

watermelon farmer by william shatnered January 3, 2011

turd farmer 

Someone who regularly produces a crop of turds.

"Hey Turd Farmer, how's the crop coming in?"

turd farmer by buttcote July 7, 2007

Dingle Berry Farmer 

One whom embarks upon dingle farming missions.
A harvester of luscious rich dingle terrain.
A collector of dark brown trinkets for personal consumption or for sale on the black dingle market.

After collection 400 trinkets Mikey became the worlds foremost Dingle Berry Farmer.

Dingle Berry Farmer by Michael dicenso June 2, 2009

Ganja Farmer

a) Someone who grows Marijuana

b) classical computer game: protect your fine weed against the evil DEA by killing them with multiple weapons, i.e. Machine Guns, Bongs etc.

"Jah says: More herb!"

"Don't take my Gun-jah!"

Ganja Farmer by Lapdelem July 1, 2004

carmel farmer 

A male homosexual, usually a top, who performs anal sex

Lance is such a carmel farmer

carmel farmer by Sammy the hammy May 28, 2006