Fuck fapping february

Second month of Sigma year. During this period you may find an increase in your testosterone levels and start feeling less like a wanker. Is is only a second month so it is still considered an easy one.

James:"wow this Sigma year looks promising, better not fail my Fuck fapping february."

by chorbet November 15, 2022

Narrative Fapping

When a person can only masturbate to a piece of media if it has a clear narrative/story line.

Man I can't jack off to this piece of hentai. Wait a minute it has a story line!!! time to start narrative fapping.

by ZepherFish March 8, 2024

space fapping

self pleasure in a airplane bathroom and leaving it on the toilet and the walls

I walked into the bathroom to see this guy space fapping all over the walls!

by freakiest f3lla December 4, 2024

Doom fapping

Going down a rabbit hole of talking to ai trying to tailor your perfect fap

I spent ages doom fapping last night

by Goodyarns January 24, 2026

Time fapping

The act of masturbating while having a lit explosive in the anus.

-"His asshole is really bloody today". -"Yeah, looks like he lost a time fapping sesh".

by Jack_Daniels_3572 February 19, 2025

fagpin

A straight single woman who consistently hangs around a homosexual man so that others won't think he is a homosexual.

The only reason why Tommy invited Shelly to his parent's Christmas party was because he didn't want his family to know that he was gay. He had no real romantic interest with her and her only function at the party was to serve as a fagpin so his parents wouldn't discover his true nature.

by Abraxas Romante January 30, 2008

flapping the sesh

an annoying phrase used by others to make you feel bad when you are invited to do something but don't do it

when you didn't go to something when invited to do it

other word for letdown

toby i dare you to jump that fence!
nahh man
you're flapping the sesh!

by high 4 May 31, 2011