Guy: I thought you were my girlfriend.
Girl: I'm not your girlfriend.
Guy: I guess you were a false fit.
Girl: I'm not your girlfriend.
Guy: I guess you were a false fit.
by JustTrey January 17, 2023
A female who says guys think she's a bitch to make herself look badass, when really they think she's a cowardly poser, not a bitch.
by Solid Mantis May 15, 2020
To create false trust in someone usually in an attempt to gain information, often a falsification of identity through media or in person is employed.
I told my sister over the phone I killed him. That wasn't your sister it was a cop using a false trust.
by WGstyles October 11, 2023
When someone seems much hotter then they actually are because the other people around are ugly. For example, when you are at work, there's a limited amount of people to look at so the hottest person might seem like a 10 but they are actually a 6 because everyone else you work with is super ugly.
by Sisterkdog54 October 18, 2017
the usage of a sexual lubricant. specifically, using a lubricant without your partner's knowledge is "bearing false wetness."
"man, i thought my girlfriend was really ready for me last night, but later when i snuck into her purse i found out she was bearing false wetness. isn't that a sin?"
by dankhaddock May 08, 2012
by Lord toadperson January 24, 2019
Hym "You sure it's 'the resentful' that would rather that they have and others didn't (even at the cost of the poor), Jordan? Or do you think it's the people who think they have some kind of extra special status that makes them COSMICLY DESERVING OF HAVING? Like, they think they have some kind of MERIT that others lack that makes them MORE DESERVING of having the things they have than those who don't. It SOUNDS LIKE you're just trying to pin words with negative connotations to you political enemies to make them seem less sympathetic. Like, if they're 'bitter' or 'resentful' then it SOMEHOW entirely de-legitimizes their position. That isn't reality. The truth of a proposition isn't contingent on the emotional state of the person positing the proposition. I mean, if you're like me and DON'T BELIEVE IN FUCKING 'STATUSES' then 'STATUS' ITSELF is 'Falsely elevated status.' Like, you don't have it, Jordan. You don't have a status. It'd be CONVENIENT IF YOU DID! But alas... No status."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023