funneling (felch recycling)

Also known as felch recycling, the act of felching first, then using a funnel to redeposit the semen back into an awaiting orifice.

Damn dawg I gots a tape of Maria Conchita-Alonso doin some mad funneling!

by Mcfelcha January 27, 2003

funnel cake

when 2 girls are having sex... and one takes a funnel and pees into it letting the pee go into the other girls vagina.

Damn.. that funnel cake was so warm.

by Jim555 June 29, 2006

funktrumpet

funk~trumpet

A declaration of praise to an object/person,
OR
Male genitalia

"Bob deserves a blow of my Funktrumpet"

or

REJOICE!! ALL BOW AT THE ALTER OF FUNKTRUMPET!

by benje August 14, 2004

Funnelslam

1. To funnel the strength from your feet, into your legs, through your core, up your chest, down your arm and into your hand, and then to grab someone by the balls with said hnd and lift them above your head and slam them into the ground.

2. To funnel a beer and then take a shot.

"Man did that hurt, he just hit me with the funnelslam!"

by Rob Wilson May 4, 2006

funne

Similar to the definition of funny, but used when the one writing it either wants to show that the funny thing is either not funny, but clearly trying to be. It can also be the opposite when something is not trying to be funny yet is, or is dumb in the way it's funny.
It's either a perfect sarcastic response or an acknowledgement of caveman brain humor.

The word funne is pronounced differently than funny. Pronounce it like a caveman would and you're pretty much there.

*monkey does something cool or weird* "Funne monke"

*sees a boomer meme* "haha funne"

by funne monkey December 15, 2021

Funnel

The collective noun for a group of Freshlings, young licensed skydivers who have less than 150 jumps, or who have jumped out of airplanes for less than 18 months.

"Fresh Meet at Skydive Perris is getting bigger each year. We had a huge funnel last time!"
"On that last load, we had a big funnel, they all had less than 100 jumps"

by Choupinette_17 March 18, 2022

dung funnel

The poop shute, the dark side, anal intrusion with the miner's light on.

A dung funnel is commonly use in porn when all other holes are in use. A boab in the bums worth two in the bush.

by theraider January 17, 2009