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attention shark

A person who craves so much attention, if they don't get enough they'll die, much like how if a shark stops swimming, they'll die.
Sarah, stop being such an attention shark!
by MidnightBlueHF May 14, 2016
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Sheet shark

A sheet shark is a girl who sneaks under the bed sheets while your sleeping and performs surprise oral sex on you
Omg dude my girl surprised me this morning by sheet sharking me , best bj ever.
by jsjdw June 10, 2016
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Wood shark

A person who illegally cuts firewood, usually from the side of the road.
Did you see that wood shark down the road with his chainsaw?
by d_mountain_goat September 6, 2020
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dookie shark

When you take a shit and it's so enormous that it sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl, like the dorsal fin of a shark. Commonly found in low-capacity flush toilets.
It's always a shock to look down in the toilet and see a dookie shark staring up at you.
by Mister Tibbs January 27, 2013
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Retarded Shark

A dance move in which you put your right wrist over your left wrist. Your left hand is facing towards you, but your right hand is facing away from you. and you sing. It is sung in the tune of the baby shark song. When singing you bend your wrists.

A great way to break Awkward Silences.
Everyone: **Awkward silence**
You: Retarded Shark do do do do do *repeats*
by yourmatha July 4, 2011
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virus shark

a very very very very very very very awesome and swag baller movie that is very awesome and swag greatest cinematic master movie i have ever laid my eyes on pls wat h rn truly so wonderful and wonderful and can watch on myflixer.to so please i beg of you pretty pretty pretty please give a look for wonderful awesome swag movie please
person 1: whoa did you see that awesome swag ballering movie yet?!
person 2: what movie talking about silly?!2
person 1: the great awesome virus shark movie ohmygoodness please give a watch rn
by dripelboeberger March 29, 2021
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loan shark

some body who'll loan ya some money and break legs if u dont pay it back in time.
"Shit that loan shark gonna break my legs, blow up my car, rape my wife and shit in my bed if i dont pay him soon."
by mikeyj MoFo July 18, 2004
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