by @nonymou$ January 21, 2019
Get the Fixing Dressers mug.One who has the ability to fix a photocopy machine with ease. See "wizard" or "magician" or "awesomeness".
Perverted boss: "Oh my god, I tried to print out a nude photo of myself humping a desk, but the photocopier seems to have jammed!"
Audrey: "Did I hear paper jam? Don't touch anything boss, I have great photocopier-fixing skills, leave it to me" *fixes photocopier*
Perverted boss: "Good job! Now I think I have a problem with my penis, can you fix that too?"
Audrey: "Did I hear paper jam? Don't touch anything boss, I have great photocopier-fixing skills, leave it to me" *fixes photocopier*
Perverted boss: "Good job! Now I think I have a problem with my penis, can you fix that too?"
by Supplanter (yeah boy!) September 19, 2008
Get the Photocopier-fixing skills mug.Related Words
by Nacho Party July 31, 2006
Get the fixing the computer mug.a breed of hipster that rides a fixed gear bike, usually without a brake. They often have bike or bike part tattoos and sport Chrome messenger bags and carry their keys for their house and bike lock on a carabiner. They sometimes wear little cycling caps. Legit bike hipsters work as bike messengers. To spot a fixter's bike, look for cards in the spokes of their usually colorful wheelset from alleycat races and look for color coordination. Fixters like to drink PBR and "classy" bottled beer and often smoke cigarettes. They often neglect to shower and enjoy growing wicked mustaches.
Fixter 1: You going to the alleycat this weekend? I hear cog magazine is sponsoring. Going to be pretty huge.
Fixter 2: Dude I'm stoked. Going to break out the new bike flask of whiskey.
Fixter 2: Dude I'm stoked. Going to break out the new bike flask of whiskey.
by lalamanda February 6, 2010
Get the fixter mug.a hipster who rides a fixed gear bicycle. not actually into messenger style riding and when questioned about riding a fixed gear feels the need to defend themself
fixster response:
"you ride a fixed gear? isn't that really unsafe? i mean theres an amalgam of reasons for you to.."
"YEAH BUT@ OMG IM SO FUCKING COOL $^_)$#UT(PE $JRQG(#$Y# (UQ%GTER@$&%N %E(RUGRDimtheman"
correct response:
"you ride a fixed gear? isn't that really unsafe?"
"shut your cake hole suit"
"you ride a fixed gear? isn't that really unsafe? i mean theres an amalgam of reasons for you to.."
"YEAH BUT@ OMG IM SO FUCKING COOL $^_)$#UT(PE $JRQG(#$Y# (UQ%GTER@$&%N %E(RUGRDimtheman"
correct response:
"you ride a fixed gear? isn't that really unsafe?"
"shut your cake hole suit"
by fuck ur. April 15, 2008
Get the fixster mug.Being obsessed with snorting powdered drugs up your (or my) nose, or snorting anything up your nose to get high
crush out powder. cut into lines, find circular tubes or roll up $50 or $100 dollar bills. Place tube/bill into nose bend down and inhale railed powder thru tube into nose. But don't forget the drip. Ah...my nasal fixation has been satisfied.
by junglgurl_t December 22, 2004
Get the nasal fixation mug.To fix a phrase or sentence so that it is more truthful, commonly used in gaming forums. Originated from Blackrock server forums.
by Robert Bart March 3, 2008
Get the fixt mug.