False Start Generation

Currently besotting the 20-something generation. You've graduated college, moved out, perhaps married, you've been climbing that corporate ladder - only to get laid off, divorced and move back in with your parents and start... all over - before the age of 30.

Also applies to those who have climbed the ladder mid-way then realized they don't want to spend the rest of their life in a box, uninspired. May have also returned to home base, also now starting all over.

Members of the False Start Generation may be cohabiting with family members and working at Starbucks or another part-time job while they "figure things out."

by FalseStartGenPres February 3, 2010

Falsecarriage

When a woman has a false miscarriage to rectify a false pregnancy in order to keep their husband or boyfriend to stay with them.

Ben's girlfriend had a falsecarriage when she realized he wasn't going to stay with her.

by Stieggy July 13, 2010

factslapped

When you post a bunch of bullshit on Facebook and someone Jon Stewart's your blithering nonsense with facts.

he released his long form birth certificate which is as official as it gets. you got factslapped

by Tiberius Hawke July 9, 2011

Falsalgia

False Nostalgia. A weird sense of nostalgia for a past event or time that you never personally experienced. Otherwise known as Empathetic Confusion.

"Man, Heartbeats by the Knife fills me with Falsalgia."

by Jenka January 20, 2013

False eyes

when a guy moves his friend in front of him to stare at a girl from a distance while appearing to be looking at his friend; A Perverts way of secretly staring at a girls body without getting caught

Dude, give me some False Eyes so I can stare at Megan

by TheAbusementPark May 31, 2013

false period

The act in witch a female lies about her period to avoid sexual intercourse

Guy:Babe we should bang!
Girl: ummm... I'm on my period sorry.
Guy: are you sure your not giving me a false period, because you just had it about a week ago

by meowsierz777 May 5, 2015

False Weeb

a false weeb - a person very invested in anime culture but except it’s only in one basic anime
these include but are not limited to -
dragon ball series
pokémon series
digimon series

naruto series
kill la kill

akame ga kill
one piece series
bleach
a false weeb can not be invested into multiple anime cultures at once or else they stop being false and just become a weeb

Person A: “Dude I’m such a weeb I love dragon ball to death I have all the manga from every single series and I have a physical copy of every single movie that ever came out! And only in the original japanese voices!”
Person B: “No, you are a false weeb, You obsess over one basic anime.”
Person A: “Is that better or worse?”
Person B: “None at face value”

by pitoohuii October 6, 2019