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Family Life Education

A euphemism for sex ed so parents don't get pissed and yell at the school board about how their baby boy/girl is clearly not ready for the topic even though they knew five years earlier
Parent: It's great to know they're teaching you kids how to deal with a family and making you like responsible adults unlike that pesky sex ed
Kid: Yup that's DEFINITELY what we're learning in Family Life Education
by theyhavepotential January 19, 2025
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Fundamental Paper Education

A web series about a Paper School. If you fail, you fuckin die and there's that one character that's getting constantly r34 made outta her.
Basically, someone named Claire enters into Paper School and tries to make friends. It skips to class and she's trying her hardest to work on her project, until the bullies, Oliver, Edward and Zip throw paper balls at her, which makes her mad. Fast forward to Miss Circle (the math teacher) getting angry at a student named Abbie because he failed his test, then chase sequence then death.

It now skips to the pool where Claire makes a new friend named Engel there.
Then, the library. Engel shows Claire the library and she's surprised. Until the bullies are back, and Edward made a drone to pick up Claire to toss her down a hole. Claire gets up and goes to the hallways, till she finds Miss Bloomie then chase sequence. But she died to someone named Alice instead.
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Department of Education

Um... Matt? Are you sure you aren't protecting there a little bit? What does the church do again? Spend money to impose an ideological view?
Hym "Yeah... Sure bud... The Department of Education does that... And noooooo other institution... Does that... Also... I can't think of a single one..."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
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educated wish

Not a lie but an estimate in the form of a wish backed up by little evidence and hopes and dreams.
"It's not a lie! It's an educated wish!" -Deadpol
by Iwasnuetered July 27, 2024
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Educated Wish

A wish based on knowledge and experience and therefore likely to come true.
Wolverine: You Lied
Deadpool : NO!!!! I made an educated Wish!!!!!!
by Cashbeaste July 29, 2024
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educated wish

Deadpool&Wolverine reference.

Means a lie. A fib.

To tell a falsehood.
You lied to me!”
“No I made an educated wish
by Jennalandcreations July 29, 2024
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