Jersey Donut

A ring of feces left by the anus of a cat or dog with poor hygiene.

Dude, look at the jersey donut Dameon's cat left on your pants!

by Dameon September 16, 2004

chilli donut

The act of placing a hot substance (tobasco sauce, chilli powder, Tiger Balm) on the outside of your franger then nailin a chick in the ass. More often used for a hate fuck or to show your annoyance with the person your fucking.

The bitch was gagging for it all night so i took her home and gave her a chilli donut.

by BundyThePolarBear October 9, 2006

hairy donut

1. Salmon trap, bearded clam, taco, bloody hatchet wound.

2. Kind of leathery and hairy to boot. See also: leather donut, turd cutter.

"I got my hairy donut caught in the mail slot."

by Nigel W. February 5, 2006

Jam donut

Jizing around someone's face in a near perfect circle, followed by a swift punch to the nose causing it to bleed. "Jam donut"

I gave her the best jam donut

by Tingles July 24, 2016

Crack Donut

A funny way to refer to a White Powdedered Donut.

"I'm gunna go buy some crack donuts in the cafeteria."

by anonymou 4444444444 March 5, 2008

Donut

Crap. They usually taste like the aforementioned word. They are dough rings deep fried in fat and them topped with some sort of sweet ingredient like glaze or sugar. I hate donuts. Then again, they are preyed on upon many girls making them pretty damned plump so I guess they're no all that bad... :3
Eaten also by master genius Homer Simpson.

-"God, I HATE donuts!"
*Fat girl eats donut*
"Wait wait, nm..." :3

-Homer wouldn't be half as funny if he weren't so desperate fo donuts.

by nikkan_hanil December 13, 2003

donut burger

The response to a difficult or confusing question that you don't know the answer to.
Derived from the creation of a bacon cheeseburger with two Krispy Kreme glazed donuts instead of buns, a confusing, incomprehensible item itself.

Professor: Using the principle of the ubergang, what is the salient difference between Kant and Hegel's conception of the categorical imperative?
Student: Donut burger??

by AHo December 14, 2008