Scrotanic Disaster

A horrific event occuring to one's scrotum or sack, usually used as a threat.

Dude, if you don't chill soon you're going to find yourself in the midst of a Scrotanic Disaster!

by Errr June 19, 2006

utter disappointment

An utter disappointment is a person or thing that cannot seem to energetic something right. No matter what they do, they always mess up and disappoint everyone around them. They are usually never happy with themselves or anything else.

God, Andy is such an utter disappointment. Why was he even born?

by ShippedAndHandled June 5, 2016

disapressing

A combination of disappointing and depressing. When you can't decide quite how bad something is, if it's depressing or just disappointing, call it both... disapressing.

Ryan: Yo volleyball sucked day, it was not fun.
Sean: That shit was disapressing.

by daflubbernaut123 February 19, 2010

disappointment

When you run into a wall with a boner and you break your nose first.

Did you hear about Tim's disappointment?!

by Laughingmyassoffallover February 18, 2009

Disasterbation

To gorge on the massive amounts of fear-mongering news media that reports on nothing more than tragic and violent events across the country and the world.

The disasterbation in this country was waning after the shooting in Arizona until the earthquake/tsunami hit Japan.

by Sudds McDuff April 13, 2011

disappointed

sad or displeased because someone or something has failed to fulfil one's hopes or expectations

Jess: can't say I'm surprised just disappointed.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 5, 2019

Disastros

The hopeless MLB team from Houston that plays in an oversized convention center with grass and continuously loses to the dominant MLB team from Pittsburgh in excruciating fashion.

Lidge blowing that save is just another reason I'm not going to any more Disastros games.

by Stanley Picachowski April 30, 2008