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degree in physics

When something appears impossible to fix or adjust, you sometimes need a degree in physics to work it out.
Jim taped up the package so much, that whomever was to receive it would probably need a degree in physics to try and open it.
by Bob August 18, 2004
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grave digger

(GRAVE•digger) n. a person who repeats an ordinarily funny joke, gag or prank to the point that is tiresome. as to "bury" it.
Jen: "I was getting really sick of John constantly talking like he was in a Kung Fu movie."
Ted: "Yeah, he is a real grave digger."
by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 3, 2006
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cum digger

A woman that wants kids so bad that she just has sex with a man to get his cum to get pregnant.
She is just using him to get pregnant. She is a total cum digger.
by milkyjg April 10, 2008
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nigger digger

Usually a white person that "digs" niggers.

A white man that wants to be black because he likes nigger music.

A white person thats dating or married to a black
Jeez that nigger digger aint gonna want to suck your white dick so dont even bother
by roger nigger digger March 12, 2008
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muff digger

'muff' being another word for vagina.
one who inserts fingers into the vagina, or 'muff' if you will; and therefore is digging a muff.
"'ow woz all da muff digging ya muff digger?"
"how was all that vagina digging, you vagina digger?"
by nizzle lizzle July 19, 2004
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Degrees of Ignorance

Starting with any article on Wikipedia, the number of clicks that are required for you to find a sentence that you recognize/understand is your degree of ignorance.
I looked up trace theory the other day, but in order to understand that, I had to click through to free monoid, and from their to the entry on monoid, and from there to algebraic structure, which understand. So, I don't understand trace theory by 3 degrees of ignorance.
by Troped July 10, 2007
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degreetard

1. A person who thinks a degree means he's universally better then those who do not have one, and his thoughts are universally of higher quality in most if not all ways. i.e. An inflated sense of intellectual and societal worth. Hence he or she is a retard.
Regular person: Makes a profound true statement, scientific discovery, solution to an important problem educated people have not been able to crack that ruffles their feathers (social status worship).

Degreetards respond: "What's your level of education? I can't believe it coming from a 'dirty' uneducated whelp like you! What you say is totaly invalid, you have not been officiated by the priests (teachers, universities, etc) of society!"

Joe: Socrates is that man's question relevant to whether something is logically true?

Socrates: Indeed it is not.

Joe: Then if it is not relevant to whether statements are logically true, do I have to acknowledge it, if it is not relevant to ascertaining truth?

Socrates: As truth exists independently of the observer and their credentials, it is not relevant.

Joe: Indeed it is a silly statement.

Socrates: This is a silly definition.

Joe: Damn, I must admit, that's true! :)
by Zachary_Du January 6, 2008
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