degreetard

1. A person who thinks a degree means he's universally better then those who do not have one, and his thoughts are universally of higher quality in most if not all ways. i.e. An inflated sense of intellectual and societal worth. Hence he or she is a retard.

Regular person: Makes a profound true statement, scientific discovery, solution to an important problem educated people have not been able to crack that ruffles their feathers (social status worship).

Degreetards respond: "What's your level of education? I can't believe it coming from a 'dirty' uneducated whelp like you! What you say is totaly invalid, you have not been officiated by the priests (teachers, universities, etc) of society!"

Joe: Socrates is that man's question relevant to whether something is logically true?

Socrates: Indeed it is not.

Joe: Then if it is not relevant to whether statements are logically true, do I have to acknowledge it, if it is not relevant to ascertaining truth?

Socrates: As truth exists independently of the observer and their credentials, it is not relevant.

Joe: Indeed it is a silly statement.

Socrates: This is a silly definition.

Joe: Damn, I must admit, that's true! :)

by Zachary_Du January 6, 2008

Deretardify

To undo, or fix a situation when someone stupid takes something simple and uses their moronic cunning to fuck it up.

I had to go into work and it took me hours to deretardify the program that Wayne butchered like an aborted fetus.

by The Wonely Waynger April 3, 2009

Deretarded

When you a retard and become suddenly smarter, you feel deretarded

"I'm so glad I've deretarded"

by user84992655344039 June 22, 2020

degreeware

Software created in the pursuit of a university degree.

Be careful using that open source code, it is a degreeware and was created as part of a master's thesis.

by geekslanger April 26, 2022