digiting

A variation of fingering. It is a more inclusive term that encompasses the use of fingers and/or toes in the vagina and/or the anus.

"Dude, I was digiting her last night and it was great, I had all 20 in at once."

by Ed's piece July 25, 2008

digital assassination

1. When an adversary attempts to delete any and all proof that you exist from the internets.

2. Any move that includes the pressing of the delete button in order to snuff out an opponent.

3. An act of Digital Spring Cleaning, or the recreation of Strong Bad email #20.

U.S. Representative Todd Akin's staffers, members of Steaming Warm Turdgate, performed a weak sauce move by a cowardly digital assassination attempt on primary opponent Mark Lodes. The attempt was mitigated because the Steaming Warm Turdgate members were shortsighted, and didn't realize the sheer magnitude of effort required to complete the task, and instead fell far short of total digital assassination, removing only mention of Mr. Lodes from the Todd Akin Wikipedia page. The Steaming Warm Turdgate members had failed to hack into Mark's websites, other news agencies and radio/tv stations which had reported on his candidacy, and so the conspiracy to sweep the competition under the digital rug failed almost entirely.

by King of Leon September 16, 2011

digitus impudicus

{The finger; a gesture using the middle finger to simulate a penis, and the remaining finger, testicles. From the Latin.

After popping a surprise quiz on us, the Latin master displayed a digitus impudicus, hopped into his MG, and peeled off to bugger the boys' choir

by cornholio October 11, 2003

digital trauma

Injury or damage (often self-inflicted) to one's own body oriface (nose, vagina, anus, etc.) caused by the insertion and manipulation of one or more fingers (digits).

My massive nose bleed was caused by digital trauma.
Damn, could y'all trim your nails before y'all finger me? Now I gots digital trauma all up inside my vajayjay!
I managed to take care of my fecal impaction, but now I am suffering from digital trauma and my finger smells like shit!

by Ahswype July 15, 2007

Digitalph33r

1.Soemeone who makes really cool machinemas but then leaves them unfinished and makes all his fans really pissed off. Ex. Deus.
2.Someone who is a microsoft nintendo fanboy

That guy made a really cool youtube video. Yeah but I heard that he is a digitalph33r.

by Kwasmaniac December 18, 2008

digital lipstick on your collar

Digital lipstick on your collar is the email, text or google trail a foolish stud or mistress leaves each other from a sexual dalliance as they talk dirty or set up appointments which can be found later to embarrass all involved when they go public.

My goodness Tiger, did your wife find the digital lipstick on your collar from my sex text to you on your iPhone? If the check doesn't clear, my lawyer and publicist have my copy to supply to the scandal sheets as well.

by benighse December 9, 2009

Digital Tourette's Syndrome

A form of Tourette's syndrome where the individual with the disorder expresses his or her tic through digital means. This generally results with a multimedia transmission, but occasionally is expressed using 'phonic' typed messages.

Johnny just had another tic. His text message stated "Weehaahhhhh *Flaps Arms*" He has a serious case of digital tourette's syndrome.

by Luke of Ander May 14, 2011