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Dick-Induced Asthma

When a person experiences asthma symptoms, such as coughing and/or wheezing, during or after the act of fellatio.
Guy 1: Hey man, want to suck my dick?
Guy 2: I'd love to but I have dick-induced asthma.
by Robsworld6 January 17, 2013
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dick insurance

When someone, usually male, insures their dick in case of a catastrophic accident.
Basically, its a way of saying that someone has medical aid...but on a more private area.
Oh wow, a dog bit his dick halfway off? Its a good thing he has dick insurance.
by ~Vlad The Inhaler June 17, 2018
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dick inches

Arbitrary (and usually incorrect) units of measurement used mostly by males. Derives from men overestimating their penis size. Dick inches are much shorter than actual inches. Hence a guy can claim to have a 9 inch penis when it is actually closer to 5-6 inches. The term "dick inches" is usually used when over-estimating non-penis measurements.
fellow one: "Finally! There's a parking spot!"
fellow two: "No way, man...You can't park within 30 feet of a stop sign."
fellow one: "There's plenty of room."
fellow two: "Yeah, only if you're measuring in dick inches."
by Char H April 27, 2007
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Dick Inhalation

To intensely suck one's penis; to devour le dick

Basically a fancy way of saying blowjob
*slurmp*
Person 1: What'd you two do last night

Person 2: Oh you know, she gave me a good dick inhalation

Person 1: Nice, man *high fives*
by Ur mum (ooohhh got em) November 19, 2018
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dick inhaler

ey lemme see that... *ffwwoommp*....
by SIC April 11, 2004
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