Guy 1: Dude Jeff got arrested again, he was at the park dinking around
Guy 2: Oh my god! That's awful - hopefully there weren't any kids around
Guy 2: Oh my god! That's awful - hopefully there weren't any kids around
by Karenofthehills July 16, 2020
Man, do I like when he does me with his weasel dink.
when I talk about getting fucked properly to my girlfriends...
when I talk about getting fucked properly to my girlfriends...
by nishta January 26, 2008
The man smears hot mustard and Szechuan sauce on his "wang" and shoves it up his woman's chocolate star fish.
After eating a huge meal from PF Chang's, I like to give the little lady a Chinese Shrinky Dink for dessert.
by Tommy Harris August 24, 2006
by Luke Foster November 25, 2003
Dink dick december is mostly for the girls. Its based on slap ass month that mostly boys got to slap girls bootys. In dink dick december, girls are allowed to grab/punch or slap boys dicks. Dinking means hurting someone so the girls can dink the boys dicks during dink dick december
person 1 Holy shit its almost ddd!
person 2 What’s that?
person 1 You havent heard?? Its dink dick december
person 2 Sounds bad! I will buy mysef some protection to get prepared!!
person 2 What’s that?
person 1 You havent heard?? Its dink dick december
person 2 Sounds bad! I will buy mysef some protection to get prepared!!
by Pls_dont_dink_my_dick November 22, 2019
Guy 1: It just annoys me when those pesky Americans call a drinky midiinki dink a cup
Guy 2: I know, right?
(start laughing, drink tea and go about their day)
Guy 2: I know, right?
(start laughing, drink tea and go about their day)
by CATSARECATS!)! August 24, 2018
Me: man, I can’t believe you got with Vanessa last night, how did you manage that?!
Luke: I went with the trusty wink ‘N dink
Luke: I went with the trusty wink ‘N dink
by The real Jamarcus July 18, 2019