esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p [ ] \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl

This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,

Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes

by hytredfghjkllo June 6, 2023

DFS

DFS = Dating For Sport

Lots of FWB (friends with benefits), no commitments,where winning means you've scored in the bedroom.

"Hey, Jimmy, are you still DFS or are you looking for 'the one'?"

by Love Linguist April 1, 2010

DFR

Do Fuckin' Rightly.

For when something is probably a bit shit, but fuck it, it'll do.

A: "Hey man, shouldn't you replace that broken window?"

B: "Plastic bag, bit of duct tape. DFR"

by sqdwfegr November 4, 2010

D.F.W.

Short for David Foster Wallace,the definitive writer of our generation.
He wrote variuos essays,short novels, and two proper books:"The Broom Of The System" and The awesome "Infinite Jest".
He hung up himself last September.
He will be missed.

D.F.W. is a genious!

by holybuble February 28, 2009

DFL

DUMB FUCKING LIBERAL, the official name of the Minnesota Democratic party

Hubert H. "Humpty Dumpty" Humphrey founded the DFL.

by andy1 March 5, 2005

dfw

Abbreviation for the Metroplex of Dallas and Fort Worth, Texas

Drive it either way Bud, I35 splits through dfw.

Hey buddy, we fly into dfw airport.

by r3dcut August 18, 2012

dfresh

Based on the popular "Never go full retard" quote, to go dfresh, is to go past the point of 'full retard' as a result of prolonged intoxication.

The characteristics of dfresh are only temporary, however they resembled the behavior and appearance of long-term drug addicts and alcoholics.

"Dude, as soon as the sun rose on Sunday that twisted creep went full dfresh"

by Skewtangjewtanghowboutwebang? November 20, 2011