Chronessimist

Someone who overestimates the time it will take to do something or go somewhere. The opposite of a chronoptimist.

"I was always such a chronoptimist when it came to sex, though. I'd need to be home at 12, so I figured I'd swing by his house at 9, but we'd be done by 9:30."
"Uh, I think you meant chronessimist."
"Thinking I had more time for sex? I'd say that's pretty optimistic."

"It takes me 15 minutes to get home, but she wants to me to leave now to be home at 3. It's only 2! She's such a chronessimist!"

by Palomaprofanity June 24, 2009

chronic

The chronic is a patented product name for seeds that come from a seed breeder and seller legal called Serious Seed Co. It is known for the best combination of large yield and high quality. It is whats called the cash croppers dream!

The chronic plant looks like an upside dowm octopus.

by hemlockremover July 12, 2010

Chronic Ceebs

It's a lot like Chronic fatigue, but entirely bullshit.

There is only one known case to man kind, this case is found in the beautiful man, most commonly known as Steven Charles Vella.

"Hey man why you late to school again?"

"Hey Bro, i couldn't wake up, my chronic ceebs flared up again"

"Sounds like Bullshit"

"Nah man, It's real! Ask my mum."

by definitelynottom June 2, 2012

chronik

noun. dank weed

-that's some dank chronik son. Yo gucci ma nigga chiefer pass me some dank chronik

by andydank September 20, 2013

chronic shit

Refers to Marijuana or Synthetic Marijuana joint.

"Hey man try smoke this Chronic Shit"

by Aggramar the Avenger November 13, 2013

chronis

A tough person that can also be very emotional at their weak moments they are loving and caring but also opinionated/stubborn and sassy/aggressive when they don’t get their way or when they need to be always right but they are great people to have in your life because they are always there for their friends and family

She is a chronis person

by Alphawolf26 November 29, 2018

Chronically Online

A person who's identity revolves around the internet and it's culture. Typically uses pronouns "void/edge/bat", requires a flag and a title for every interest character trait that could possibly make them unique even if it is not in line and does not work with any human language. Will often be seen getting angry and offended over issues that do not effect them whatsoever, or faking mental illnesses such as tourettes and DID. They need intensive therapy and their phone taken away. If you tell them to get therapy, they will most likely call you "classist". They are generally a group of very toxic individuals that live for internet discourse, microlabels, and shaming anyone outside of their echo chambers. If you say anything less than neutral about their unrealistic and non-sensical ideas, they will just say "IM NEURODIVERGENT!!!!" and label you as ableist. They are never above the age of 16. You will not see these people in real life unless you attend an indie artist concert.

Alternatively: A person who uses TikTok as their main social media, and source of information. If you ask them for a source for anything they say, they will link you to a TikTok. They will also constantly speak in the form of tiktok comments.

Person A: "OMG- I- NOT THE FLAG- I saw this flag for moongender and it's SO SLAY. I think I'm questioning again- I think I'm moongender and breadgender on top of froggender, catgender, batgender, demigirl, and I'm also a trans therian polyamorous demisexual panromantic demiboy. My pronouns are now bat/kit/pole/wheat/bread/yip/grimace-"

Person B: Just because you really like something, does not mean it needs to be classified as your gender or a pronoun. You know you can just have interests and preferred nicknames without making it your identity right?

Person A: YOU ARE BEING ABLEIST BECAUSE IM AUTISTIC! CODDLE ME! DIE STRAIGHT CISSY BIGOT!!! ITS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT!!!

Person B: chronically online ass go outside

by Slay D. Cooche July 20, 2023