Freakin' Cupcakes!

1) When you do something taking an absurd amount of effort and end up with little or no reward.

2) When a guy stands you up for the latest floozy in a miniskirt.

3) A humorous expletive used as an interjection in either of the above or similar cases.
(Boy:) I know we made plans to go hiking a couple weeks ago, but I just met someone special and I don't get to see her much - I'm gonna spend the day with her instead. I hope you understand.

(Girl:) Oh, it's alright, I understand. (Subtext: of course I understand you idiot, she's like a 34 DD with legs half a mile long. Jerk.)

((Out of earshot of said boy)) Freakin' Cupcakes! Again?!? Man, this happened to me not two weeks ago!
by 1point618 September 02, 2010
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Meatloaf Cupcake

A delicious mini meatloaf snuggly nestled in a cupcake tin, with creamy mashed potatoes piped on top for frosting. Your whole family will love it.
We're going to surprise that vegetarian Amy for her birthday by making some meatloaf cupcakes.
by visarts August 13, 2013
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Cupcake Sandwich

When you take the bottom of the cupcake (the cakey bit), pull it off & put it ontop of the frosting. The frosting acts like the filling & the cake ends are the bread.
Making a cupcake sandwich, it tastes better!
by cat in a hat in a box. September 11, 2010
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Chocolate Cupcake

When a man poops in a toilet then proceeds to ejaculate on the poop. This Frosting the Chocolate Cupcake.
My day just doesn't feel right if I skip my morning chocolate cupcake.
by thewalrus April 08, 2017
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cupcake top

Like muffin top, but with a fancy belt.
Travis: Dude, check out that girls cupcake top!
Steve: Yeah, that belt is holding up a lot of frosting.
by CoolNebraskaGuy October 27, 2011
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Bedazzled Cupcake

When you're doing a fat chick and you pull out and nut on her muffin top
Dude, I pulled out and gave her a bedazzled cupcake!
by 4bri-bri March 02, 2010
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smell the cupcake

when someone is getting head, and just as they finish they jam their schlong into the givers sniffer and blow their load up her nose
man, last night i totally made this chick smell the cupcake
by Raymond jenkins01 February 14, 2011
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