“Cats and cucumbers”

Scared, terrified, jump out of your skin. Instead of OMG or Shit or oh Fuck

My friend walked in on me in the bathroom and I screamed and jumped like cats and cucumbers on the YouTube videos. I use ie all the time now and perfect when jumping out of your skin with fright.

“Cats and cucumbers”!!! You scared me half to death !!

by Balletmouse May 28, 2018

Cucumer

(n.) Somebody who often sexualizes cucumbers.

John: "hey babe wanna see my cucumber?"
Sharkisha: "ohhh John you're such a cucumer"

by Muffin_McMan June 25, 2017

cucumbe

when a woman is more sexually aroused by autism than anything else

thus girl is dog in I think she's a cucumbe

by boyys May 5, 2018

Cumcumber

It’s what it sounds like, a cucumber with A cum layer on it

I played with u cumcumber at mollys and jess’s house

by I love cumcumber May 10, 2020

Cumcumber

When you cum in a cucumber

I came in a cucumber. Cumcumber

by Mr Blev February 12, 2021

Slimy cuccumber

When someone with a rather warty penis lubes up and enters deep into a blue waffle.

I slipped sarah the slimy cuccumber last night

by CptWondertoes August 24, 2017

wild cucummer

When a dick gets hard in the precence of vegetables

Dang that’s one wild cucummer

by Dude Red May 24, 2019