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mazeltov cocktail

A "Jewish good luck" alcoholic beverage that unexpectedly blows up in your face when you're about to take a sip.
Mazeltov cocktails are indeed extremely startling and traumatic. If said explosive concoction is carefully formulated to be non-injurious, though, but merely to scare da livin' crap outta da "victim", it can sometimes be effective in getting him to stop drinking altogether, just like da infamous snapping/shocking cigarette-pack is intended to encourage someone to "kick da habit", since da booby-trapped box's acutely-unwelcome "surprise" will make da smoker always warily think twice before "lighting up" in da future.
by QuacksO November 10, 2018
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Molotov Cocktail

The act of pouring a flammable alcoholic beverage on a girl's breasts and setting them on fire during sexual intercourse.
Guy 1: I had to take my girlfriend to the hospital to be treated for her burns after I Molotov Cocktail'd her. She's pissed to say the least...

Guy 2: Doesn't matter, had sex.
by MikeFuckingTyson January 4, 2012
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cocktail face

The ravages that a "cocktail" of highly active antiretroviral drugs inflicts on an HIV-positive man's face.
Man, that Chelsea muscle queen is rocking a serious cocktail face.
by patient infinity December 27, 2012
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penis cocktail

When you offer a girl a drink of your choice.
We were out of scotch so I gave her a penis cocktail.
by dirk dig November 19, 2004
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Cocktail Party

Party in which all participating males of a circle jerk ejaculate into a cocktail glass. The loser, or the man to ejaculate last, must take the scrumptious drink, and give it to his girlfriend. Should the loser not have one, he must proceed to drink it himself.

Either way, you are going home alone that night.
Friend 1: We had a nice, friendly little Cocktail Party.

Friend 2: And?

Friend 1: I ended up swallowing 13 different men's semen at once.
by The Loser April 2, 2012
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beijing cocktail

to shit into ones mouth while they are sleeping
Ted: i woke up with poop in my mouth this morning

Bill: oh yeah, walter gave you a beijing cocktail while you were sleeping
by livinladivaloca August 30, 2006
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Pussy Juice Cocktail

When a girl pisses in a man/womans ass then sucks it out.
My g/f was thirsty and had to pee, so she gave me a pussy juice cocktail and solved both problems at once.
by Ant Laws November 18, 2006
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