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crunchies

Slang:

Methamphetamine. A slang reference for the fact that users have to crush it up and it crunches as it is crushed.
Example 1:
I know what happened to Tony. His parents kicked him out of their house when they found a satchel of crunchies in his bedroom.

Example 2:
Hey, hook me up with some crunchies.

Example 3:
I don't want snow. I want crunchies!

Example 4:
When Mike got pulled over the cops searched his car and found an eight ball of crunchies in the car. His ass is going to be in jail for a while for sure.
by Fractious1 November 30, 2017
mugGet the crunchiesmug.

Crunchies

Like the “munchies” but specifically for crunchy food
I need a bag a chips to satisfy my crunchies
by Flyingthoughts November 4, 2021
mugGet the Crunchiesmug.

crunchy bung

1. A leathery, scaly or scabby rectal condition caused by;

a) too much anal sex

b) venereal disease e.g., anal warts

c) a diet with little to no ruffage

d) any combination a, b & c

2. The result of improper hygiene after defecation; exhibited by encrusted feces around the anal orifice.
As Alexander the Great penetrated Haphaestion, he exclaimed, "Ouch! We really need to get you some conditioner, or something, for that crunchy bung of yours...".

"Damn, mang, I'm suffering from a severe case of crunchy bung because I didn't have time wipe my ass this morning!"
by Stretch-nuts McPoop-knuckle January 31, 2014
mugGet the crunchy bungmug.

crunchy

A person or object that provided the same happiness as food being crunchy (i.e fried chicken, chips)
Timothee Chalamet is so crunchy”
by boobielover_69 February 15, 2022
mugGet the crunchymug.

crunchy nuggets, curly fries

An awesome saying coined in 2013. Commonly used as a jocular sort of greeting among males. Occasionally accompanied by a specific handshake.
by scraven41987 January 29, 2014
mugGet the crunchy nuggets, curly friesmug.

Crunchy Parrots

Everyone likes eating parrots!
A parrots is a nugget.
Mlmlml crunchy parrots!
by Creeper_ita July 2, 2020
mugGet the Crunchy Parrotsmug.

Crunchie

Describes any fictional anthropomorphic arthropods or bugs in media, AKA bug furries. This includes bugs wearing clothes, standing upright, or displaying any human features, typically seen in animated film. Sometimes displayed in pornographic manners by less savory people...
“Dude have you seen A Bug’s Life yet? The crunchies in there looked so rad.”

“Ew no, why would I be into that.”
by FIREBUG_05 April 10, 2021
mugGet the Crunchiemug.

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