Captain crunch

When you you finished licken out the pussy, and you close your mouth and get a crunching sensation from the crusties in the puss puss.

Mitch B: how deep can I lick?
Girl: keep licking until you reach the gold ;)
*Mitch B finishes licking her out*
Girl: now close your mouth
*Crunch*
Mitch B: mm I can taste your insides!

Girl: that's a captain crunch :P

by Happy josh May 14, 2015

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Cranberry Almond Crunch

When you give someone a bowl of rocks and milk and trick them into eating it, so they mouth get all bloody, and they teeth fall out like cranberry almonds.

I have to wear dentures now because Denise served me a cranberry almond crunch.

by Storm Thurmond July 03, 2010

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credit crunch lunch

to eat a cheap meal at lunch time because you are skint i.e. bread and jam or corn flakes etc

Paul: I'm going to the sandwich shop at lunch time, you want anything?

Tom: Nah i'm havin a credit crunch lunch

by dirtyfalang January 29, 2009

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Paula Butt Crunch

An Australian chocolate candy bar. Succulent milk chocolate fudge with suprise honeycomb CRUNCH inside (oolala) and delicious SOFT chocolate bent all-over on the outside. This candy bar has the sexiest Spanish ancestory, it be ballin' in a Audi r8.

There is no other substitute for a good munch.

It can be purchased at The Court Hotel, Perth.

You: I better have me one of them Paula Butt Crunches today.
Friend: Bloody oath.

by Mindefinitely January 19, 2011

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