Twin Crow

a kick-ass rock band promoting the White Sounds of America and the Redneck side of Magnolia. There awesome flow of hair with the greaseness is totally awesome. They all have a rockin booty and kickin boots makes for a great band.

OMG have u heard the new Twin Crow album its totally awesome man.

by pandoraboxofhell October 21, 2011

Jim Crow Laws

Southern US laws that enforced racial segregation (and that nobody likes now)

UglyBilly609:Man Jim Crow laws sucked fr
URMOM777:Whos Jim Crow?
UglyBilly609: bruh
URMOM777: *confused noises*

by female woman January 11, 2023

Portuguese Crow Egg

It's when you shove a Portuguese Crow egg into a girls butthole without breaking it. She then crushes it with her anus and pushes the yok out while you slurp it up with a straw. Originating in the southern farming area of Portugal in the early 19th century.

I couldn't figure out where all my crow eggs were going. Then I caught Amelia with the towns clergymen and a dozen eggs practicing the Portuguese Crow Egg. I filed for divorce yesterday.

by Big Dong Boys August 28, 2016

ur bro crow

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny combined

Each time this is used to roast someone a bro becomes a crow

Bob: Cod > Bf
Alex: Stfu ur mom gay lol
Bob: Ur dad lesbian
Alex: Ur granny tranny
Bob: Ur Bro Crow
Alex: *Burns to ashes*

by gay6969lol March 14, 2018

pull a sheryl crow

To use a small amount of toilet paper when wiping.

Damn it! I took a crap without realizing I was almost out of toilet paper and I had to pull a Sheryl Crow! My ass stank all day!

by Trent Keyes May 10, 2007

Dirty crow man

Drinking pernoid and vodka specifically black cherry flavour out of an old mans arse through a funnel whilst the crow watches and jacks off

Any body up for the dirty crow man??

by Crow squanchers March 27, 2021

The Russel Crowe Method

To finish off ridiculously quick while in a sexual act such as intercourse or skullfucking.

The other night my girlfriend was being a cunt, so when we had intercourse i used the Russel Crowe Method on that bitch.

by Pat Yates August 27, 2009