Thought crossed

When you think of two different ideas while talking or typing and they mix together to form a sometimes awkward or mixed prase that is off topic or confusing.
Just after finishing homework and about to make something to eat.

Person 1: Ahh finally, im done.
Person 2: Good now we can get on with this game.
Person 1: Just hang on a second, I'm going to go get something to homework.
Person 2: Wait.. what did you just say?
Person 1: Oh, woops. I was thinking about getting something to eat and putting away my homework at the same time.
Person 2: Yea...

Person 1: Sorry, i get thought crossed alot.
by Jagwyer May 27, 2010
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cross woofer

When the owner dresses their dog with the colors and and types of accessories usually associated with the opposite gender
Earl: Hey Grannie, is your new dog a girl? She's wearing a lot of pink bows.
Grannie: No Earl. His name is Fido.
Earl: Oh. Guess he's a cross woofer.
by deputy_danger April 17, 2017
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cross tinker

Member of the christian traveling community who brings crosses to places of debauchery to remind sinners that Jesus loves them.
I was walking down DP feeling all hammered when the cross tinkers approached me and asked me if I was aware that God loved me.

The cross tinkers bring crosses to IV because that's where they are needed the most.
by Maximilian Sterling May 17, 2010
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cross holidation

The act of leaving up holiday decorations so long that decorations for upcoming holidays are up at the same time.
Halloween decorations up through Thanksgiving, or even worse, Christmas is worse than any other cross holidation.
by Trebleclef44 January 10, 2014
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motor cross

It’s somthing that most people won’t understand unless there in it. It’s not just a sport or somthing todo on a weekend,but it’s a way of life! Once your in it it’s in your blood. Once you raced your first race... you can’t stop. The race track is your home away from home. Once you smell that race fuel, and fresh turned soil it’s like heaven in your nose. As soon as you here those engines roar...it’s like music to your ears!!
Are you going to the motor cross races on Sunday
by Mxrazer March 29, 2018
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Cross-promised

When you make a promise whilst crossing your fingers. Meaning that you don't have to keep your promise.
'I was so annoyed when she cross-promised'
by Blonest May 04, 2019
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unholy cross

Putting your right middle finger over your left middle finger, shaping that of a cross. It is used primarilly as an insult to others. Kind of like the finger, only more creative.
I gave my ex-boyfriend the unholy cross when he broke up with me.
by Anonymous July 06, 2003
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