chris crocker

a gay dickmuncher.

"leave britney alone!!"-chris crocker

by ihatehriscrocker January 25, 2009

crocintonic

(cr-ah-k in t-ah-nik)
n. an alcoholic drink that consists of, gin, tonic water, lime and one live baby crocodile.

Jarvis ordered a crocintonic on the rocks.

by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007

croc-butter

The feeling you get when you're full and slightly nauseous and you burp and you can taste the partly digested food in the back of your throat.

After I super-sized my McDonalds Meal, I felt some croc-butter in the back of my throat.

by Sadie Mae December 5, 2007

croch turkey

1.bugs infested in ones vagina and/or penis hairs

2.What u say a girl that queefs a lot has

1.When Bill Clinton pulled off Monicas panties he those croch turkeys were gobeling.

2.God damn Jesse queefs to much that bitch must have the croch turkeys!

by Matt36000 January 15, 2008

croc-offs

A type of plastic/rubber shoe, made to look like crocs. People who wear real crocs can actually tell the difference, and think that croc-offs are totally lame.

croc-lover 1: dude, look at that guy's shoes. are those croc-offs really obvious or what?
croc-lover 2: oh man, those tie-dyed pieces of shit don't even look like crocs; they just look dumb.


why would you ever wear croc-offs? if you want to wear rubber shoes, go for the real deal.

by mowgli27 August 6, 2008

betty crocker that bitch

to cum on a girls stomach and let the sheet stick to her. then when she wakes up in the morning, she appears to be wearing an apron... particularly good if she makes you breakfast after.

i'm totally going to betty crocker that bitch. and tomorrow, those pancakes better be damn good.

by bitchplease23452346 June 9, 2011

Crock Pot

When you're under the covers and you let a rancid fart slip. It then festers and stays warm in the blankets until your partner lifts up the covers and is hit with a blast of stink.

(Much like lifting the lid off a crock pot and the hot blast of steam that comes out.)

I couldn't stop laughing when Mike lifted the covers and was hit with a crock pot fart

by AllieLewis February 25, 2011