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cratist

someone who does art and crafts
so you’re a cratist
by picklethedinosaur12 August 29, 2020
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Floptropican Citizen

A Floptropican Citizen is a human being or alien from a different planet other then Earth who has moved from their country over to Floptropica and has became a Floptropican Citizen / Flop.
This dumb stupid ugly bombastic Floptropican Citizen just got hit by one of Da Boys during the Floptropican / Bodussy War.
by ilvssplling April 7, 2023
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critique

Critique is an easy way for people to slander any kind of work you do. Whether it be art, dance, music, acting etc. Some people may try to protect it and say that critiquing is good, but its not. The antonym of critique is constructive critisism ... GET IT RIGHT.

Critique is a dangerous weapon. Its the easiest way to tear into the soul. Possibly making an interesting murder weapon. If you want to kill an artist ask questions like these:
Why did you choose to use only one canvass?
Do you think the use of those colours were effective and why?

Basicly asking questions over and over, rather than commenting on the work itself it the best method. And answer questions with questions.
"I really like how I used the paint here and here. Thats why. Did that answer you question?"
"Did it answer YOUR question is the question?"
"What?"
"He/She obviously knows nothing about art. This critique is over."
(Artist cries)
by MyCherryTree February 6, 2006
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boob critic

A person who judges a woman's worth by the size of her boobs
or the quality of her cleavage.
Bob: "I would have asked elaine out but I'm not impressed by her boobs."
Sam: "Dude, you are such a boob critic."
by jsd9632 November 26, 2011
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clitini

The clitini was a unique and sexy take on the traditional bikini which had a top to cover the breasts like a traditional bikini, but the bottom part that covers the vagina was made into a tiny triangle, just big enough to cover a ladies clitoris, hence the name clitini.
The clitini was invented by the founder of the hardcore adult magazine Private, Berth Milton Snr. Although the invention never went into commercial production, prototype versions were worn by models who were photographed by Milton for the magazine
by vodkadoll January 15, 2011
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Citizen Kane

The greatest film ever made in the history of cinema. Or, at least that's what snooty film critics insist.
I just watched Citizen Kane last night. I actually fell asleep about halfway through, but I can see why critics say it's the greatest movie of all time!
by zeus64 April 4, 2011
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Citi Field

Citi Field is the name of the new stadium for the New York Mets. In 2006, Citigroup Inc. paid $400 million for the naming rights, the most expensive sports-stadium naming rights agreement ever.
Located just steps from the old venue (Shea Stadium), Citi Field is currently under construction, and will be ready by Opening Day 2009.
Though smaller than Shea, CF will have more amenities and luxuries, such as wider seats, more restaurants, more elevators, and a state-of-the-art entrance to be named The Jackie Robinson Rotunda. The stadium was to be the Olympic Stadium had NYC won its bid to host the 2012 Summer Olympic Games, but London ended up winning the competition.
Attending a game at Citi Field will be more expensive than one at Shea. Everything from the game ticket, parking spaces and food will increase in price by 2009. This will occur despite the fact that Met fans already spend the most per game than any other fans in the MLB National League. Because of this, as well as discontent with the mediocre design of the stadium, many fans have begun to refer to the venue as "Shiti Field."
P1: "So what do you think about the new Citi Field?"
P2: "I think it's shitty, or shall I say, Shiti."
P3: "Why?"
P2: "Because I can't afford it."
by Sapa Inca January 4, 2008
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