Cunt Cousin

A girl who has slept with the same guy as you have. So you have therefore become cunt cousins because you've both had the same dick in your cunt.

"Jenny fucked Tom too, means me and Jenny are cunt cousins".

by wellwellwell September 22, 2012

Your cousin a muslim

The ultimate response to "your sister a mister". It beats every other insult in the world. If kim yong un tells Donald Trump " your sister a mister" he would probably answer " Your cousin a muslim". He will triggered third world war and USA economy will tear apart.

billy: "your sister a mister"
kenny: "No u "

billy: " No u"
kenny: "No u"
billy: " Your cousin a muslim"
kenny: *His head explodes and instantly fucking dies"

by juanbombel May 14, 2018

The Jacques Cousteau

The action in which a man stands over a girl, lowers his testicles over her eyes, bends his penis down and places it into her mouth. Making it look like the girl has a mask and snorkel on.

Dude last night April and I went back to my place and I totally gave her the Jacques Cousteau.

by jbomb108 November 3, 2009

Cousin

The person you go bowling with

"Cousin, it is your cousin. Let's go bowling!"

by pleasepleaseplease February 22, 2017

Food's evil cousin

poop

I just met food's evil cousin. He says "hi".

by burntvillage June 21, 2008

cousies

A New Zealand-ism referring to one's cousins, or extended family. Can be used to include extended family, friends etc.

Lets go grab the cousies first and then head up to Big T Takeaways for a mean feed.

by Graham 'Cous' Taylor July 4, 2006

Wiener cousin

Two men who have shared the same girl in bed.

Elvis: Hey I heard you had sex with brooke?
Devin: Yeah, Why do you ask?
Elvis: I did her too welcome to the family we are now WIENER COUSINS!

by humpdydumpty August 13, 2011