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Concord

ultra slick; high class; quality; speedy and fast
You look so concord in those sneakers

That outfit is so concord

You are such a concord kinda guy, no wonder you can pick up chicks so easily, especially with that concord hairdo.

Check him out bro, he looks so concord

Any faster and you'd be concord
by Simon Daniele August 8, 2005
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corporate whore

Person who thinks that large corporations are the best thing since sliced pan

A corporate whore has the following characteristics

>> Works excessive overtime without getting paid extra

>> Beleives that all or most advertising from big corporations is true

>> Actually buys all their cd's, movies, software

>> Is extremely honest when dealing with big companies, eg: when the ATM machine hands out 20 instead of 10 they bring it back because they think the banking industry will suffer if they dont.

>> Refuses to use P2P, linux or any other open source software, only buys music from major labels

>> Easily fooled into buying things from info mercials, diet pills and outrageously prices beauty products that havnt even been proven to work

>> Support their company in every way they can, attend their bosses dinners in hope of getting a promotion even though they are only a measily sales assistant who the boss is ashamed to have at his dinner table and only lets them in because he said everyone is welcome.

>> Is obsessed about the economy even though they dont own any shares.

>> Is obsessed with pop culture, celebrity gossip and does not realise its all bullshit

>> Wears only "fashionable" clothes bought on the high street.

>> Drinks stuff like diet coke and other "light" food and drink because they think it keeps them in shape and dont realise their actually consuming poison like aspartame and a whole list of E's.
Vicki works 80 hours a week at a 40 hour job and has an obsession with buying chick flicks
by towel401 September 18, 2004
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corporate culture

Middle Manager A: "Hey, check out that new entry-level guy. He was so hot for our corporate culture, I ended up hiring him for about $10,000 less than he deserved."

Middle Manager B: "Hahahahaha!"

Middle Manager A: "Yeah... best part is, whenever he starts getting pissy I make up some bullshit about web 2.0 or dot coms or whatever and he falls right back in line."
by demione January 13, 2008
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Sucking Corporate Dick

When a person with enough money and more than enough fame (often devoid of talent) decides to sell out their life work for a few million more. More prevalent now than ever, the corporate cock sucker will stop at nothing and go those extra few miles for a slurp of that money dick.

Nowadays, the music world is so intertwined with the corporate world, the term, Sucking Corporate Dick, can apply to almost every act or artist in the top 20 (At any one time)
That fucking asshole Will.i.am just sold out even more by becoming "director of creativity" at global technology firm, Intel. If there is a better example of "Sucking Corporate Dick" than him, I will eat my fucking hat... bro
by Franky The Tout January 26, 2011
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Concord

A city in Northern California with a population of 130,000. It is home to Six Flags Water World, The Sun Valley Mall, UC Hayward Ext, 4 public high schools, 2 private high schools, 2 continuation high schools, Buchanan Airfield and a large mexican population. its border sits right next to JFK University, and Diablo Valley Community College.
Were going shopping in Concord. Cool!
by anthony February 24, 2005
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Corporate conservative

A politician who is more concerned with the interests of corporations, but the only reason they champion conservative values like "preserving the family" is to appeal to the conservative masses in order to distract them from their corporatist interests that will eventually screw over their constituents.
"Man, I really like that Mitt Romney guy. He really cares about family."

"You better realize he's a corporate conservative who hides his assets in the Cayman Islands, and he's playing like you like a fiddle..."
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tow the corporate line

Somebody who thinks anything that corporate thinks of is the greatest idea. One who acts as the mouthpiece for a company that really sucks.
Jerry used to be one of us but now all he does is tow the corporate line.
by hotrear August 25, 2010
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