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dick measuring contest

p friendly competition where guys display their pride to answer the question of, "Whose is bigger?" Not only more fair, but more fun, when judged by impartial female referees. especially when they take a "hand's on" approach to the judging.
The time had arrived for me to be judged in the dick measuring contest, a rite of passage for guys entering high school. Louise put her hand on my cock to hold it firm and straight while Jennifer held the ruler stretched out along its full length. As it happened, the number she read off - 9 7/8 inches - was enough for me to win, with a half inch to spare. What I enjoyed more than the thrill of victory, though, was the thrill I felt when Louise, not releasing her grip, slid her hand up and down my shaft, until I came. Nevertheless, I kind of enjoyed the notoriety my victory gave me, especially when suitably ambiguous stories recorded it in the student newspaper and, later that year, in the yearbook. Needless to say, it not only increased the respect I received from the other guys, but my popularity with the girls - apparently, size does count, at least with some girls.
by Charles LeChauve December 13, 2008
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splooie contest

A game, played by butt eating faggots, where a group of poofters all flong their dongs at the same time. First one finished is the winner.
Talbert, Winthrop, Swinburne, and Bruce had a splooie contest in the park, right next to the duck pond. Winthrop won.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 23, 2007
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quality content

someone that makes awesome videos for people to watch. someone like jake paul would NOT have quality content as he has the worst content out there! someone like Zeniath would have quality content as he has the best content out there!!
I wish I had quality content on my YouTube channel!
by Zeniath November 6, 2018
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Original Content

Huh? Meme reveiw? Pew news? LWAIY? ORIGINAL CONTENT! *claps*
by SavePewds November 20, 2018
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Staring Contest

the act of looking at a females boobs and holding the stare for a long time.
man this girl had such big boobs i got in a staring contest.
by will stowe June 11, 2006
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Liquid fire contest

Where people compete to see how much peper sauce they can drink a one sitting with nothing else. And sometimes people bet on the winner and when they do the winner usually gets part of the pot.
by Deep blue 2012 September 23, 2009
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