Conan

a person who sits around eating pizza rolls for 300 hours straight and then crys because he has to go to school

Conan is an idiot

by Schupp September 8, 2022

Conan Gray

Literally the most beautiful person on planet earth. The love of my life, the embodiment of perfection. Basically Jesus Christ himself come down from the heavens to bless us with music. I love him more than I love myself. Going to his concert will change the course of your entire life. Love this precious person like there’s no tomorrow.

Person 1: “Hey, how do you spell ‘my everything’?”
Person 2: “C-o-n-a-n-G-r-a-y.”
Person 1: “But that spells ‘Conan Gray’.”
Person 2: “Exactly.”

by MoolyTheCow September 24, 2022

conafram

Something that’s 10 inches

“Can you hand me that conafram pipe.”

by Q&J October 1, 2022

conaer

The most xenophobic, tory, cuck you will meet. A passionate royalest and pervayor of Boris Johnson sex dolls he uses to replace his lack of freinds. has had a peinus reduction to prevent fainting during erections.

The queen is dead- that'll upset Conaer

by Untitled_Mammal October 6, 2022

Conall

Conall is a very dumb person who has a very huge cock. He cannot talk to the girls he likes as he forgets how to flirt. He eventually fumbles the bag

Person1: damn conall talking to a bad bitch

Person2: yeah he’s probably gonna fumble tho
Person3: conall has a huge dick

by Conall has a big dick January 8, 2023

conascending

singing praise for another person to the extent of seeming patronizing or ingenuine, often by putting oneself down

"You really are one hell of an artist, someone call the Louvre! I can't even draw a stick figure."
Conascending comments can be difficult for the receiver to respond to, especially when the other person diminishes their own abilities.

by iz12zie May 26, 2023

Conal

Fully qualified and the best hairdresser going highly recommend especially if your name is Mia and wish to go 00 all over ❤️

Always get conal to cut

by C_johns September 23, 2023