The sudden burst of confidence, focus, or creativity one experiences during or immediately following the consumption of coffee/caffeine.
"Holy shit, I’ve never seen Bob give such a good presentation. He on drugs or something?"
"No, but he had a double shot of espresso this morning -- must be coffeedence."
"No, but he had a double shot of espresso this morning -- must be coffeedence."
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A person who is a junkie for coffee. They get head aches cold sweats, shake and fatigue if they don't get their routine dose of coffee. Coffee gives them a jolt of energy and gives a "happy" buzz
person 1) Hannah was shaking so bad, since she didn't have her coffee
person 2) Yo shes a coffee addict/junkie!
person 2) Yo shes a coffee addict/junkie!
by Emha October 4, 2009
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1. someone who consumes copious amounts of coffee
2. someone with a large amount of knowledge pertaining to said caffeinated beverage (usually pretentious, has a job as a barista, and is probably a hipster)
1. someone who consumes copious amounts of coffee
2. someone with a large amount of knowledge pertaining to said caffeinated beverage (usually pretentious, has a job as a barista, and is probably a hipster)
That's your 6th shot of espresso since noon? You're such a coffee slut!
I saw her the other day at two different coffeehouses, the coffee slut!
I saw her the other day at two different coffeehouses, the coffee slut!
by Uncanny Canary August 7, 2012
Get the coffee slut mug.A ridiculous mandatory procedure passed down from management or another department which only serves to slow down communication or production.
Derived from an episode of Danger Man/ Secret Agent starring Patrick McGoohan in which two spies meet at a cafe and are forced to use the code phrases, "What'll we have, coffee and eggs for two?" with the response "Why not make it scrambled?" in spite of the fact that they know each other.
It is also sometimes shortened to "servings of coffee and eggs" if more than one procedure appears at a time.
Derived from an episode of Danger Man/ Secret Agent starring Patrick McGoohan in which two spies meet at a cafe and are forced to use the code phrases, "What'll we have, coffee and eggs for two?" with the response "Why not make it scrambled?" in spite of the fact that they know each other.
It is also sometimes shortened to "servings of coffee and eggs" if more than one procedure appears at a time.
by Jen Minola July 31, 2005
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The term came about thanks to one man named Chris Smith, who is the undisputed king of this.
The term came about thanks to one man named Chris Smith, who is the undisputed king of this.
by gh7901 June 11, 2006
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