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Armenian Code of Conduct 

The set of rules that Armenians (mostly ones originating from Armenia, and not Iran or Lebanon) follow these.

1)Thou shall wear shoes with the tip shaped like the tip of a jalapeno.

2)Thou shall wear Adidas sweatpants with Gucci shoes.

3)Thou shall not cuss in front of women.

4)Thou shall respect their father and mother.

5)*****Thou shall NEVER eat pussy*****

6)Thou shall not have sex with their wives for any reason, other than to have a baby.

7)Thou shall bend down to sit, feet on the ground, but with their butts stuck in air, and a true Armenian CAN MANTAIN THIS POSITION FOR OVER 5 MINUTES!!!

8)Thou shall ALWAYS leave 5 pounds of sunflower seeds on the ground of were they kick it with their brothers.

9)Thou shall no the Armenian Slang Dictionary.

10)Thou shall not shave their legs, chests, arms, etc.

11)Thou shall ALWAYS have a Tupac CD in their car.

12)Thou shall own at least 1 of the following: a BMW, Mercedes Benz, or a Infiniti G35.

13)Thou shall wear sunglasses outside, even when there IS NO SUN!
Aram broke rule number 5 of the "Armenian Code of Conduct", so WE PUT A GYOTI ACHOT ON HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ara le-car et gyot Aram eh pootz a lezel, bayc inch bozi txa ya che aper ????
1)To write a computer program, or at least a snippet.
2)A computer program, or a portion thereof.
1)I still have to code that subroutine.
2)I can't decypher this obtuse code.
code by daDebil February 29, 2004
Somebody who is the coolest part of a group or the life of the party.
1. I can't believe you just banged that chick. You are definately the codeman of the group
codeman by Paul Genitals December 9, 2008

the pimp code 

The Pimp Code when you want tell a friend about a hot chick. what you do is, using the clock method, tell them where they are. Then use 1,2,3 and 4.

1- they are hot looking.
2- they have nice big tits.
3- they have an amazing ass.
4- they have gorgeous legs.

so when you use the code, you tell them where they are, using the time, and then using 1,2,3,4 to describe them.

this is perfect for those times when you dont want them to know that your talking about them!
Using The Pimp Code
there is a chick behind you, and shes super hot and got nice tits

"dude 6 o clock, 1 and 2"
Personal ethical guidelines to live your life by.The only thing free thinking people really have.
"dude john left his bag at my house, lets smoke it all!" "nah man lets just snag a couple bowls"
code by energy&matter June 14, 2005

Binary Code 

every girl is a 1 if you'd fuck her, a zero if you wouldn't.

gets rid of the whole 1 thru 10 rating process..
she' a 1!
Binary Code by Dez March 15, 2004