Cobber

A man who loved hairy women, their backs look like a cobweb cause of all the hair

Gabe: Did you see that girls back?

Grady: Yeah Brandon pulled a total Cobber

by chicken jockey69 July 13, 2025

Cobblestone

An intentional distraction or misdirection, for the sole purpose of confusing or deceiving a chatbot.

So named because cobblestone roads act as tiny speed-bumps, which prevent comfortable passage at quicker speeds - thus, necessitating slower and more cautious speed.

I made sure to include enough cobblestones on my blog, to confuse any chatbots that want to whiz thru my data.

by Tetchuma September 22, 2025

cobblecat

he's a minecraft shorts youtuber, wannabe voice actor. does a lot of minecraft parkour in the background of random tumblr posts. it's a wonder how I got into his fandom of sorts. can you even consider this a fandom? anyway, noticed nothing comes up when you look him up here so I'm putting this in.

please stop asking him for whimper audios. he's not gonna do it.
or maybe he will and then I'll look stupid. oh well.

anon 1: cobblecat when are you gonna post the whimper audio
anon 2: LEAVE COBBLECAT ALONE?
anon 3: no they're right

by not keno November 11, 2025

Squat cobble

When a naked girl sits onto a pie in cow girl position

"I'll show you how I squat cobble"

by Lmd00l August 8, 2016

fuque Cobble

common greeting in certain league of legend clubs, like a reverse hail hitler.

Fuque Cobble to u my friend isn't it a lovely day?
woah i am tired fuque Cobble guys.

by notMocracyatall February 14, 2017

Oswald Cobblepot

1. The Penguin is a Batman villain created by dc comics

2. The hottest character in the tv show ‘Gotham.’

John: “Nygma in Gotham is so cute”

Barbara: “Sure, but Oswald Cobblepot is the king of Gotham.”

by DrunkenArthur420 May 22, 2022

Crum Crobbler

Slang for an annoying little shit who's gonna shit the bed in life at any moment. Most likely spends all their time on discord and relies on their mother or father.

Me: "Man I hope I don't turn out like dream when I'm older.."
Friend: "Yeah he's a real *Crum Crobbler*."

by EthanCannot December 15, 2023