Condom Sure

When you are just a small amount under 100 percent sure of something, but you recognize slim possiblity that you are wrong. You are as sure of something as a condom is preventative. You are 99.9 percent sure.

"I'm condom sure that global warming is real."

"Are you sure you're ok to drive home? Are you condom sure?"

by XombiEZ September 9, 2011

Condom Buddies

When you and your friend get condoms together and give each other condoms

Person 1: hey can we get condoms?
Person 2: yeah let's be condom buddies

by 4seasons November 16, 2019

condom block

the terrible act of going limp while putting on a condom

Frank: Did you bang that chick last night?
You: Nah, I got a serious case of condom block and couldn't finish the deal

by Laho Zeher March 11, 2012

secretarial condom

The rubber finger tips you put on your finger for sorting papers, so you don't have to lick your fingers first.

She always practices safe sorting at work. Whenever there are documents to be sorted, she always puts on a secretarial condom before she stuffs his envelope.

by RickyDash March 13, 2018

Cultural Condom

When traveling in foreign countries, the traveler uses their money to distance themselves from as much interaction as possible. Hiding behind taxis, fancy hotels with western food etc.

Hey do you feel like going to the local market to haggle for a woven basket? No I want to sit at the hotel pool and sip mojitoes. Dude you really have your cultural condom on today!!

by TDog August 20, 2013

italian condom

An “Italian Condom” is when you shove a spaghetti noodle down your urethra preventing you from cumming

“I couldn’t find a condom so I used an Italian condom”

by Galactic nascar April 7, 2020

Joy Condom

A silicone case for the Nintendo Switch Joy Con controller to increase comfort when using the controllers when playing a game.

Dude 1: "Dude, let's play 1-2 Switch”

Dude 2: "Yeah, but first I have to put on my Joy Condom."

Dude 1: "Lol!"

by Nico121 May 27, 2020