Clerpion

Someone who burps way more than they should

*burp* *burp*

Man: shut up you clerpion

by Daddy Harrington November 29, 2022

clerkzilla

a middle aged, overworked, easily annoyed

convenience store employee who usually listens to metal and punk to help him get through his boring, shitty day at work.

Kid 1: That old man at the store is a real clerkzilla.
Kid 2: I know, right? And that old grandpa music he was trying to make us listen to. What are Dead Kennedys?
Kid 3: You think he's a serial killer?

by Rockin Robert December 8, 2022

Clerpies

Clerpies is a hybrid strain of STI/STD. The origin of this mutant strain is highly debated amongst epidemiologists. Contact tracing suggest the disease originated in the south western suburbs of South Australia.

However, recent drilling samples suggest it could be a placebo.

Fortunately, Clerpies can be easily tested via oral medication.

Make sure you tarp up she has Clerpies.

by UncyYeahYeah December 17, 2022

clueith

When you give your mom a clue about her own first name.

Still haven’t solved that puzzle yet Ma? Sounds like you could use a clueith.

by Buttz McCracken December 25, 2022

Clueless Gronk

This chic named marley

Marley is a clueless gronk with no sense of academic skills and she’s mad her bestie got a fatter ass

by anonymous March 11, 2023

clergyniverous

(adj.) describes a church or a regional jurisdiction (diocese, etc.) that beats pastors down until they are destroyed, as if it eats them.

That parish has had 15 pastors in 60 years, and a bunch of them have left the ministry. Now that's what I call clergyniverous...

by Anonymous Pastor April 23, 2023

Clueless burger

(noun) A funny way to describe someone who is really confused and doesn't know what's going on, like a burger made of confusion with a side of "Huh?"

Trey was a clueless burger because he didn't know his partner was sleeping with other people.

by anonymous July 12, 2024