clerkzilla 

a middle aged, overworked, easily annoyed

convenience store employee who usually listens to metal and punk to help him get through his boring, shitty day at work.

Kid 1: That old man at the store is a real clerkzilla.
Kid 2: I know, right? And that old grandpa music he was trying to make us listen to. What are Dead Kennedys?
Kid 3: You think he's a serial killer?

clerkzilla by Rockin Robert December 8, 2022

Ckeekzilla 

Much like a pimp only instead of having a pimp hand he has the cheeks. Two mountains of molten lust firmly attached to the mans backside which the ladies cannot resist. Much more agressive pimp, a cheekzilla takes no prisoners and leaves no ladies un-plowed.

Cheekzilla's lady for some sick infatuation with his ass. She seems to bite it and is always trying to finagle a foreign object into it.

Ckeekzilla by Siebinator March 23, 2004