Clambulance

For injured molluscs

I found a dehydrated scallop at the beach, so I called a clambulance.

by SqueekD October 22, 2011

Clombie

A zombified clown that specifically hunts down humans for the pleasure of eating their souls while they scream. Has a very evil laugh.

"The clombies are coming! Get the Blouns! (See Blouns)

by Luke Stremouchow June 20, 2007

Climbing Mount Improbable

Climbing Mount Improbable is best described in the Hymn to Evolution by C.S. Lewis:

Lead us, Evolution, lead us

Up the future's endless stair:

Chop us, change us, prod us, weed us.

For stagnation is despair:

Groping, guessing, yet progressing,

Lead us nobody knows where.

Wrong or justice in the present,

Joy or sorrow, what are they

While there's always jam to-morrow,

While we tread the onward way?

Never knowing where we're going,

We can never go astray.

Never knowing where we're going, we can never go astray pretty much sums up the whole concept of Climbing Mount Improbable.

by annelisefrench September 23, 2010

Cbomb

Potato chips as the other word sounds disgusting to use, cbomb is a much better sounding word to use.

Just cracked open a pack a cbombs man am starvin.

They cbombs are rank rotten bro wanty sit a cutla meter away from me

by CAMBO February 5, 2018

cyclone fence climbers

any shoes or boots with pointed toes; cowboy boots are a great example!

Man; check out those "Cyclone Fence Climbers"!

by Kym Rouleau October 27, 2007

Mountain Climber

When one guy stands at attention with his dong hanging out while another guy makes the mountain climber pose. The mountain climber then grabs the guy's dong and pulls like he's grabbing a rope to make his way up Mt. Everest. The guy getting pulled must then yodel for the climber to stop once it becomes too painful.

Me and my buddy saw Cliffhanger the other night and decided to do the mountain climber.

by Bubbabobobbrain August 17, 2008

clobbersaurus

Rightfielder for the Chicago Cubs, 1992-present.

...and Clobbersaurus goes down swinging. That will bring up Lee...

by dblah September 30, 2004