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Clara Business 

Clara Business is a term used by kids at McDowell whenever this girl named Clara gets in your business. Clara will either walk up to you and act like the teacher, or she will yell at you for something you don’t even do. Clara acts like a bitch and is always the teachers pet all the god damn time. If you ever see Clara, you would know she looks like a fat version of Velma from Scooby Doo.
Clara: what are you guys doing?
Everybody: CLARA BUSINESS!!
Clara Business by shuffleboard December 10, 2019
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clearance from the tower 

Getting permission from your wife/girlfriend to do something fun with your friends and not her
I'd love to go to the bar Friday, but I need to get clearance from the tower first.

bewbage clearance 

Space needed in a shirt or other garment for bewbies - usually a concern for girls with implants or large natural breasts that are skinny everywhere else.
I don't think that shirt has enough bewbage clearance for me.
bewbage clearance by MichelleW August 1, 2006
1. A female equivalent of a ‘Hard-on’ involving engorgement of the clitoris
2. a Clitoral hard-on
3. increased blood flow in the dorsal artery of the clitoris related to a sexual stimulation or excitement
4. A means of expressing sexual interest by a female
5. A male’s insult to another male indicating insufficient masculinity or douche-baggery
6. the result of a female’s accidental ingestion of viagra
Carmelo Anthony’s 40 points last night gave me a total clard-on!”

"Jenny, I can't go up to write on the black board because I have a clard-on right now."

"Kanye was such a clard-on at the VMAs."

"Just rub your clard-on until it goes away, Bruce, you f'in' pussy."
Clard-on by M&J: The LLC February 19, 2010

Clarence Claymore 

The main character in The Big Lez Show, all the other shitty characters hate him but we know they are just jealous of his godly voice, stars in "Ahow" Season 3 Episode 3. He is the most gorgeous thing in the world and I love him. He is famous for his was of pronouncing words and his dry humour which i adore
Clarence Claymore: "The tree is so higher, than, so so hooven"
Clarence: "No sassy, sassy no, don't smoke it, it's for the ophans"
Clarence: "If I can make other people heppy, I'll be heppy"
Clarence: "ow my skin"
Clarence: "Those brutal words hurt my skin"
Clarence: "That hurt my nervous system"
Clarenz is a shy but sweet man. If you like a Clarenz, better confess now because he will never do it first (unless he is drunk). A Clarenz has that "who am I to be liked by someone like you"-mentality especially if he really likes you, and that's what makes him scared of making a move. Even if you are already giving him hints that you like him, he will think that you are doing those things because he is just a friend to you, and he will think that you can never like someone like him (which is not true!). That's how shy a Clarenz can be. But once you have Clarenz as a boyfriend, you will pray everyday that he will become your husband. You will not look at other men the same as before, because in your eyes, your Clarenz is already perfect. Clarenz is the type of man that is ideal to marry. His loyalty can never be broken because once he loves, he'll love like it's his first and last. He can be really busy at times, but he will never forget to tell you that he loves you and cares about you. Plus, he is also the best gamer there is!
Wow! He is always the MVP of the game. He must be Clarenz!
Clarenz by oum.uravity June 7, 2021
Best girl ever hot and tall and incredibly easy to fallen love with because of how perfect she is
wow she's like Clara so fucking perfect ugh...
Clara by cc69 February 9, 2019