Classic Eddie

When someone is slow to get the joke, late to the punchline, slow on the uptake etc

"Aw, you just got the joke she cracked three minutes ago, what a classic Eddie"
"Looks like the penny just dropped! Classic Eddie"

by leenabean April 10, 2020

Runescape Classic

An MMORPG which was released in 2001. It was created by Andrew Gower and is beloved by nerds, cute people, the extremely attractive, and those with good taste. It was officially closed in 2018 but a free & open source replica exists. Also referred to as RS1, RSC, or RS Classic.

Have you seen John lately? He is completely addicted to Runescape Classic again. Get the straightjacket ready.

by Open Runescape Classic Dev June 9, 2021

Rimless classic

When you use a girls pussy juice as lube and run your finger around her butthole, and she makes a high pitch squeal similar to your finger around the rim of a wine glass.

Sally was soaking wet, and soon my rimless classic technique had her singing like a song bird!

by Bilardo76 December 19, 2019

Classic Abby

When you realize something is funny only when someone else thinks it's funny, eben though... it's not so much

While watching Just Go With It, your friend mimics Adam Sandler when he pets Barto on the head and then laughs. You see her laughing so you laugh and say, "classic Abby"

by Erics & TEPS September 11, 2011

Classic Yasmin

When one excessively walks out of class and litteraly couldn’t care less.

Teacher:Good morni-
Yasmin:”stands up from chair”
Teacher:”where are your going?”
Yasmin:*leaves the classroom*
Classmate 1:wait wut
Classmate 2:she just did the “classic Yasmin”

by Hoesaaay March 29, 2019

Classic Carl

Referring to Carl, that one badass friend that everybody has.

Jerry: Carl, you okay bro? Carl?
Carl is dead, Jerry.
Jerry: Classic Carl.

by captaintwobeers March 16, 2018

Classic Thief

A old time thief who steals for food and money for his family, with some respect for society, unlike todays robbers who steal for drugs and liquor and don't give a damn about anything but themselves.

Robber : HA look at this diamond rolex i just stole. I will be able to afford angels dust forever now!

Thief : Hey screw you, i just stole this bag of rice for my family, so we can live.

Robber : wow your a real classic thief, and you have taught me a valuable lesson about society. One that i will now forget when i put this drug to use.

by tcowguy November 19, 2012