not my circus, not my monkeys

absolutely nothing to do with you, usually used to have an opinion on something which you're not entitled to an opinion on. You're acting like someone who is judging a circus, its not yours, you have no part in it, so it doesn't matter to you. It can also be used if you don't like something offered to you.

its a bad idea... but whatever, not my circus, not my monkeys

by doingpatriarchywell November 17, 2025

english circus

The only circus in the world where inserting your whole fist into the performers back hole is acceptable (excluding the giant man due to the risk of losing said hand inside the back hole).

Julian went to the English circus and lost his hand in the giant mans back hole.

by igzeeb September 7, 2016

Idiot Circus

1: A collection or group of people acting stupid or foolish.

"Oh great, the Idiot Circus is at the mall"

by TheHappyHam May 24, 2012

circus kiss

When someone sets their partners anus on fire and than proceeds to eat them out

Hey babe do you wanna circus kiss later?

by anonymous July 23, 2024

orlando circus

Anything to do with the butthole

Hey Bob, do you want to see my Orlando circus?

by Savage Daddy February 4, 2016

pirate circus

When a woman is the center of a gang bang and at least one guy finishes in every hole.

That girl is the kind of freak I'd like to take to a pirate circus.

by Satinstains January 3, 2020

Circus Ball

When a baseball team commits multiple errors in one play, especially on easy or routine plays.

May also apply in instances of dumbfoundingly stupid individual errors.

The Athletics' display of circus ball resulted in 8 unearned runs, and losing their entire franchise to Las Vegas.

by Bunghole Billy July 24, 2023