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precious cinnamon roll

Someone who is too cute and innocent for this world and should be protected from this world

Smokin' Jesus Titty Cinnamon

An expression of surprise at an object. First used by Scooter in the video game Borderlands at the size of the new Monster vehicle.
"Smokin' Jesus Titty Cinnamon! That thing's a MONSTER!" -Scooter

Mongolian Cinnamon Roll 

When you cum on her tits and spread it around with your dick like you are glazing a cinnamon roll.
Keith finished on Carries chest and then gave her the Mongolian Cinnamon Roll.

What the Cinnamon Toast F*ck is this 

A reaction used to describe awkward moments such as a cracker saying the n-word.

Turkish Cinnamon roll 

Amidst sexual intercourse, a man proceeds to shit on a woman's bare chest, then busts his load all over the heaping pile. Afterwards, the man swirls his johnson around in a disgusting manner, hence symbolizing the icing on a cinnamon roll.
Man! It sure is a shame I got hepatitis after giving Cheri that Turkish Cinnamon Roll last night.

Sweet Jesus Cinnamon Tits 

An exclamation. Instead of using a normal boring one like, HOLY SHIT! Use "SWEET JESUS CINNAMON TITS!" for your daily 'holy shit' moments.
Teenage daughter 1: " Mom, I'm pregnant"
Mom: " SWEET JESUS CINNAMON TITS! "

Guy 1: " Dude listen to this awesome song "
Guy 2: " SWEET JESUS CINNAMON TITS IT'S RICK ROLL YOU BITCH! "