Basically, code word for getting a guy hard. Associated with pouring cement, as cement becomes hard, (duh) and is useful to use when talking around family or innocent friends.
Girl: Hey, do you have and tips and tricks on helping me pour cement?
Girl 2: Girl, just get your man some Viagra, unless you wanna go try some weird natural remedy.
Girl 2: Girl, just get your man some Viagra, unless you wanna go try some weird natural remedy.
by HentaiNoodle January 8, 2017
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Oh man if you want to do the cement mixer Shit in her box and put a hole cutter up. Her fanny will look like punched rissoto
by Thebigdaddyjeff September 6, 2020
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While out with his family, Jackson pushed out a fart, but instead he pooped himself. "It was only a Jack-cident, buddy, his father told his sobbing son."
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It has a strong commitment towards innovation in sustainability and technology to offer eco-friendly building solutions.
With a vision to build a self-reliant India by boosting our colossal infrastructure, JSW Cement has established itself as The Leaders’ Choice.
It has a strong commitment towards innovation in sustainability and technology to offer eco-friendly building solutions.
With a vision to build a self-reliant India by boosting our colossal infrastructure, JSW Cement has established itself as The Leaders’ Choice.
by Mayuri November 24, 2021
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Girl 1: Man he looks like a miserable cunt.
Girl 2: can you not read the side of his truck he’s a presure cementer dumb ass
Girl 2: can you not read the side of his truck he’s a presure cementer dumb ass
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