screen cigarette

The habitual act of scrolling on a phone—often through social media, news, or notifications—as a way to briefly pass time, calm oneself, or relieve boredom, similar in function to the ritual of smoking a cigarette.

A short, often mindless session of phone use undertaken for comfort rather than necessity.

The kids were restless in the waiting room, so I slipped them a screen cigarette to keep them occupied.

I had five minutes before my train, so I lit up a quick screen cigarette.

She doesn’t smoke anymore, but she still needs her screen cigarette after stressful meetings.

Nothing like a screen cigarette on the toilet.

by ciggyD September 19, 2025

Wet Cigarette

A cigarette from a pack stored in a woman crouch, potentially soaked in moisture from the woman vagina

I saw the bartender in the parking lot last night, and she offered me a wet cigarette.

by LifeResearcher August 3, 2025

NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation

NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation

NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

cigarette

Something that you know you're not supposed to do, but you do anyway when you're stuck with your job, e.g. Googling for the images of women's underwear

I know I shouldn't be doing it, but when I’m overwhelmed at work, I find myself sneaking a cigarette and Googling images of women's underwear to distract myself.

by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

Cigarette mom

The Mother of usually a teen that always has a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. The go-to party supplier for minors, and may or may not have slept with her daughter’s ex boyfriend. Re-Living their glory days through their children in school.

Ahhhh Hannah’s mom is cool, she’s a cigarette mom.

by HelloMoto69 August 20, 2024

Smoke a Cigarette

To secretly have intercourse with someone. It may be another person you are seeing or an eager casual encounter one is looking forward to.

During Office hours~
A: I’m going to smoke a cigarette.
B: okay, have fun!
…45 minutes later

A: I’m back!
B: yeah, I’d say. How many cigarettes did you smoke?
A: just one…I made it last.
B: that’ll save you some money…

At the Bar~
1: I’m gonna go smoke a cigarette

2: I’ll right, see you soon.
1: (Goes over to the person they’ve been eyeing all night, asks something and walk out together…)
…2 hours later
2: Can I close my tab?
3: Sure! Ending the night early?
2: Yeah, my friend went to smoke a cigarette…
3: Nice, maybe I’ll have one later! Haha jk
2: (Boldly grabs card and leaves)

by Mrs Mrs Mrs March 21, 2023

Cigarette Boy

Cigarette boy refers to financially cursed people that requests for cigarettes from strangers or others they have barely met. These people are often results of families that are broken due to incestuous acts. Usually cigarette boys have the thousand yard stare from witnessing their family having intercourse with each other which caused their trauma. When they request for cigarettes they often say "eh jek pinjam rokok ah sial" that is how they communicate with other people. Cigarette boy diet consists of cigarettes and urine from Changi toilet bowls. They are also coupled with the fact that they are C Bae Smeu Wee.

Cigarette boy: Eh jek pinjam rokok ah sial
Billy: fuck no im not giving your stinky inbred face any cigarettes

by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 25, 2024